Can you even imagine what the plots of movies with titles like these blow would be like? Prepare yourself for the top ten worst movies ever according to bad poster, title, plot and overall rating on IMDB. I have to admit I haven’t seen any of these movies, but somehow I have a really strong feeling that my opinion about them wouldn’t change even if I did watch them. Title and poster themselves made such strong impression that I simply couldn’t resist putting them among these top ten worst movies. If you have any suggestions or ideas for movies that could make this list, feel free to let me know in the comment.
Moments after down-on-his-luck Aaron is rejected by the girl of his dreams, they both are attacked by blood sucking VAMPIRES. Driven to save her, Aaron tracks down the mysterious NINJAS, who wage a nightly war against the forces of darkness. Now, as the Vampire overlord Seth plots to destroy Mankind, Aaron has only one choice – join the ninjas, save the world, and get the girl… or die trying.
In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. Believe it or not this movie got rate of 1.9, such a shame…
A drug experiment gone wrong produces a league of blood-thirsty zombies. It is up to a small band of exotic dancers trapped in a gentleman’s club to fight back. Together they must rely on their wits and skills to survive the night, and pray that they don’t become victims of the flesh-eating zombies!
There’s a crisis in the Florida Everglades as giant pythons are threatening the alligator population.
Helen and Luella are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On the eve of the biggest gay party weekend of the year, and having not made advance reservations, five ‘couples’ find themselves having to make accommodations far from the city. There’s Dom and Alex, the ‘performers’ and Deborah and Gabby, the sophisticated, entrepreneurial ‘lipsticks’. There’s also Mike and Eric, the upscale ‘yuppie’ power couple and their annoying ‘fag-hag’ friend, Lizette. Also checking in are Starr and Brenda, the struggling folk singer and tough-talking tomboy and lastly Rodney and Todd, the sugar daddy and ‘personal trainer’. What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian’s worst nightmare! In the middle of the desert, off the main highway, lies The Sahara Salvation Inn. “A small slice of paradise here in the desert”. As the guests check in, they slowly come to realize (and some too late!) that The Sahara Salvation is not all it appears to be.
A barrel of radioactive waste is lost out in the woods. Some demented rednecks find it and use it as part of their still. Everybody who drinks from the liquor they produced turns into a zombie
When a merciless bear poacher is caught and arrested deep in the woods of a state park, he and his truck are taken to a neglected precinct in the heart of a dying city. Unbeknownst to the authorities, the impounded truck holds a deadly cargo in the form of the legendary Sasquatch. Now, stuck in an unfamiliar world, the creature will let nothing and no one stop it from coming face-to-face with the unscrupulous man who ruthlessly ripped it from its environment. Taking an inventive and action packed approach, “Sasquatch Assault” breaths new and exciting life into the immortal legend of Bigfoot.
A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. I’m not eve going to comment on “Gobble, gobble, motherfucker” part.
In the wake of a solar flare of unusual properties, a mismatched group of inner-city survivors must put aside their animosity to escape a Los Angeles now free of gang-bangers, but infested instead with blood-sucking zombies.
On their last day of high school seven gorgeous girls have slumber party to celebrate their going away to college. Across town, a maniacal chef goes on a killing spree. Can their gym coach come to the rescue of the bikini clad group? No, but when Chef Death shows up at the party, hilarity ensues and the blood bath begins.
Now, as I said at the beginning I haven’t seen any of these movies, but luckily IMDB helped me with the plot. I was ready to judge the movie by its poster and classify them as the worst movies ever, just by their titles and placards, but now after reading their plots I’m even more convinced these are definitely the worst movies ever!
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