I hate talking to people in the street. Don’t you just hate that forced courtesy, too? Truth be told, I’m not that big on human contact and interactions at all, but I simply hate all that fake affection when I have to pretend I’m glad to see someone, when that couldn’t possibly be further from the truth. And what’s with those staged conversations when you have to ask the person you’ve just met how he/she is doing, and then stand there and pretend you’re listening to their never ending narrative about their boring and slow lives. And then, when they finally finish showing off, the torture is not over yet, because then they ask you about your life, what your doing, what you’ve achieved, how much you’re earning, etc. and all that just to make you feel bad about yourself.

There is no escape from this. No matter what you say, no matter how carefully you plan your excuse, you’ll end up being rude, childish, behaving improper, etc. Well, all that is over! Here are some easy ways for avoiding these awkward and bothersome human contacts. You should simply pick up one of these 8 brilliant outfits and wear it every time you go out, and I guarantee you, no one will ever stop to talk to you in the street.
1. Cape
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