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Odd Celebrity Crushes

sanela — Wed, 16 May 2012 11:48:17 +0000

Celebrities have secret crushes as well! Here are some of the most peculiar crushes and some of the weirdest couples, if these crushes were ever to turn into something more and move to the next level.

1. Azealia Banks and Larry David

Harlem-born rapper Azealia Banks has been making waves with her raunchy lyrics and stylish swag. With a growing following, her single “212” landed on dozens of 2011’s year-end best-of lists, and the 20-year-old singer doesn’t seem to be slowing down. So who does this hipster hottie long for? You’d be surprised. “I love Larry David,” Banks tweeted. “Lolol…in that kinda way…” she wrote. Minutes later, she poked fun at her obviously surprising confession and wrote, “Ewww Azealia Banks has an old man fetish ….. Grosss.. I knew that bitch was a weirdo…” Banks revealing her crush for a man 44 years her senior might sound extreme, but check out these other surprising infatuations.

2. Vera Wang and James Franco

Fashion designer Vera Wang has dressed Jessica Simpson, Ivanka Trump, Chelsea Clinton, and countless other celebrities on their wedding days. But who does Wang lust for? Try 127 Hours star James Franco. “He’s a brilliant actor, and the range of his roles astounds me,” she told The New York Times. “He seems to be quite fearless. He’s been my crush since I saw him in Milk. I wish I knew him better.”

3. Carrie Mulligan on Mario Lopez

Drive’s Carrie Mulligan gushed over her celebrity crush — Mario Lopez, er, his character on Saved by the Bell, A.C. Slater. “He hosts a show, and every time, all the way through awards season, every time we did a red carpet and I saw A.C. Slater I was like a complete disaster,” she told the Los Angeles Times. “I went bright red… and they make you stand really close to these people, uncomfortably close, and because of the camera angles and I was always within sort of kissing distance. Every one of my dreams has come true this year, including that,” she confessed about the Extra TV host

4. Osama bin Laden on Whitney Houston

The world’s former Most Wanted Man had a crush of his own: Whitney Houston. Osama bin Laden was vocal about his love for the powerhouse singer, saying he had lusted after her, dreamed of marrying her, and at one point even plotted to murder her husband, Bobby Brown. A sex slave held by bin Laden said he thought the singer was “the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen,” and that he planned to woo her by giving her a mansion he owned in the suburbs of Khartoum. The incredibly racist terrorist also said he would “break his color rule” and make Houston one of his wives.

5. Robert Pattinson on Jane Fonda

While Robert Pattinson may be one of the most lusted-over men in Hollywood, he prefers his women somewhat older. The Twilight star confessed a crush on Barbarella’s Jane Fonda to Elle magazine. “I always liked Jane Fonda,” he said. But Pattinson doesn’t have a chance with the 74-year-old actress — he’s been taken for the past few years, seeing on-screen love interest Kristen Stewart.

6. Adele on Rihanna

British sensation Adele recently revealed that her celebrity crush is of her own breed — another female chart-topper. “If Rihanna wanted me, I’d do it with her. She’s hot,” she admitted at the 2012 BRIT awards. “She had pinstripe flares on. She whipped them off and there were her stunning thighs. I said to all my girlfriends, ‘Are you feeling a bit gay right now?’” But the feeling might be mutual. “Really I came to the BRITS to stalk Adele,” Rihanna said. “It was nothing about the awards or the performance, for me it was just to see Adele again. She doesn’t know the depth of my affection, just the surface. She has no idea.” We would whole-heartedly root for this (romantic or not) celebrity pairing.

7. Frankie Muniz on Rachel McAdams

Malcolm in the Middle’s Frankie Muniz is another star who confessed his love via Twitter. “Have to admit… ‘Morning Glory’ was really good…. Rachel McAdams is still my celebrity crush…” he tweeted. McAdams is seven years his senior, but perhaps he would have better luck if the pair were cast in a movie together, as McAdams has dated two of her on-screen love interests — Ryan Gosling in 2004’s The Notebook, and is now engaged to her Midnight in Paris co-star, Michael Sheen.

8. Rosie Huntington-Whitely on Prince Harry

Transformer 3 star and Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whitely is going steady with action star Jason Statham. But Huntington-Whitely may have her eyes on a younger, and more royal man: “I’m waiting for my proposal from Prince Harry,” she told Live! With Regis and Kelly in 2011. “I keep writing. I think he knows how obsessed I am. Well, he does now. He’s so handsome… Come on Harry!”

9. P!nk on Bruce Lee

Rocker P!nk revealed her crush on an equally badass individual: the late martial artist and actor Bruce Lee. “My celebrity crush growing up was Bruce Lee. He’s amazing, he’s hot, and he can kick people’s asses!” she told Glamour magazine.

10. Justin Bieber on Emma Watson

Finally setting his sights on a woman his own age (almost), Justin Bieber announced that he would “love to take Emma Watson out for dinner.” The Biebs, who in the past has said he fancies Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry, says he appreciates how “grounded” the Harry Potter actress is. “ I love the fact she is one of the biggest female movie stars, but has chosen to go back to college. It shows she is really grounded and normal.” Bieber is dating Selena Gomez, who is almost two years his senior.

11. Russell Brand on Dame Helen Mirren

Before they starred in the 2011 remake of Arthur, Russell Brand admitted he had a crush on would-be co-star Helen Mirren. “There’s something about her that drives me wild. She’s so sexy and enchanting, just look at her form… They’re going to have to hold me back when we start work. I’ll be all over her. I don’t know how I’ll get any work done,” he said of the actress, 30 years his senior. He even went so far as to divulge a fantasy involving Helen bathing him “like a nurse in a nursing home.” Dame Helen responded in saying, “I heard he fancies me. I fancy Russell too. I mean, who can resist a man that looks so good in tight trousers? He’s absolutely lovely.”
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Awkward Celebrity Yearbook Photos

sanela — Mon, 14 May 2012 13:48:58 +0000

We all feel a bit embarrassed when our old photos from high school yearbook appear. But, don’t worry! Celebrities have equally awkward and embarrassing pictures as you. Hopefully, knowing that you’re not the only one with terrible high school pictures will make you feel better. Celebs looked dorky as teenagers as well, and they turned out just fine. My personal favorite is Tina Fey, the queen of awkwardness. Which one is your favorite?

1. Adrian Grenier

2. Amy Poehler

3. Bradley Cooper

4. Chace Crawford

5. Jamie Foxx

6. Jane Lynch

7. Jennifer Aniston

8. John Mayer

9. Justin Bieber

10. Kim Kardashian

11. Mariah Carey

12. Mark Salling

13. Selena Gomez

14. Shia Lebeouf

15. Snooki

16. Taylor Lautner

17. Taylor Swift

18. The Situation

19. Tina Fey

20. Vanessa Hudgens

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The 28 Funniest Facebook Comebacks

sanela — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:09:22 +0000

Let’s take a moment here, and celebrate how much easier Facebook has made it for us to get each other really, really angry. It is all because now those dumb people are able to publicly express their stupid ideas. We were aware of them before, but it’s a whole new game now when we have an insight in their thoughts and illiteracy. So, here are some of the funniest, wittiest comebacks on Facebook.

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12 Ordinary Objects Ruined By The Japanese

sanela — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:53:43 +0000

What’s the first thing you think of when you think of Japan? The birthplace of many of your favorite electronic gadgets? That place Godzilla kept trashing? Or the country that sells used panties in vending machines and regards ‘tentacle length’ as being an indicator of sexual prowess? Precisely. Most people consider Japan to be some kind of bizarre land filled with weird freaky shit. And you know what? They’d be right.

But judging by the looks of it, they’re running out of stuff to make weird, so they’re starting to steal good ideas and turn them bad. Here are the twelve best (or worst) examples we could find.

Alarm Clocks

OK, so there are only a few things in the world that, no matter how hard anybody tries, you can’t possibly ruin. What things? Well, for starters, there’s sex, chocolate, beer, The Dark Knight, and the faithful humble alarm clock. Wait, what was that last one? Forget it guys, Japan went there.

This is the Helicopter Alarm Clock, something which represents both the insanity of Japan and their unmatched inventiveness when it comes to naming things. How it works is simple: you set the time, go to sleep and dream about Japanese people dream about (Pokemon and the Emperor probably), and then it goes off with an unholy racket, the top propeller flies off, and decapitates your cat. And then, you actually need to get out of bed, find the propeller amongst the remains of your ex-feline ex-friend, and then plug it back in before the damn thing will shut up.

Still, it’s better than some other designs…

Pro-tip: Getting arrested because your neighbour thinks you’re waving a gun around is never ever fun, more-so at 7am. Hope the police let you put on some pants before throwing you into the back of the patrol car.

Houses

We here at Artsy Swag believe in two things; firstly, boobies. Secondly, we believe in not over-explaining our jokes, so coming up now is a selection of strange freaky buildings whose weirdness just speaks for itself.

Is it just us or does that last one have the face of a child? A demonic child, what with the glowing red porch, but a child none the less.

Cars

Ruining the car is near-impossible. We, after all, invented ‘Pimp My Ride’, a show where Xhibit borrowed people’s cars, shoved them into a workshop, and brought them out looking they’d just covered the car in glue and rolled it into a pile of plasma TV’s. Like a Katamari Damacy made of chrome plating. But, no. It seems Japan isn’t even going to let us have this.

Using this on the morning commute will only ensure one thing you spend the entire time reciting lines from Back to the Future; “You callin’ me chicken?” (used when some dickwad in a Toyota cuts you up on the highway), “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!” (used when you daydream about not getting stuck in a two-hour long traffic jam by having your car turn into a B52 and carpet-bomb everyone else), and especially if you live in Europe, “I hate manure!” (because, y’know, there’s tonnes of that shit there, no pun intended).

But, then your co-worker pulls up next to you in this:

Yeah, that’s a car made of bamboo. Suddenly, you don’t feel so stupid now do you?

Food

“Seriously?”, you might be asking now to no-one who gives a shit; “how could they have ruined food for christsakes?” Well…

Yeah. That’s how. Before you call bullshit on that by the way, that is an actual real thing that they sell over there. Although to be honest, we can’t ever think of a situation where you’d need it. People who like to make sandwiches on the subway? Lube fetishists who like their toys really lubed up? Obese people? Please, someone tell us. Although actually, thinking about it, practical jokesters could have a field day with this in art lessons. That’s not a hint by the way: that’s an order to do this right now.

Still, it can’t get weirder right?

Oh come on.

Sex

Right, we’re not going to sit here and write a massive introduction which says that Japan hasn’t ruined sex, and then reveal that, OMG, they have. Instead, we’re just going to leave this here:

Yes, they’re vibrators made in the shape of appear to be vegetables. We think at least. Although, the second one does look like the penis of The Incredible Hulk, so maybe there’s a big market previously-untapped market for ‘The Avengers’ sex toys over there.

Look at it this way; ‘Hawkeye’ could totally unplug that vibrator from his phone in the heat of battle and shoot it at someone like an arrow made of inappropriateness. You might have also noticed a running theme here amongst these Japanese sex toys, in that there’s not a lot of actual sex going on, only self-love. Wonder why? Because they also sell these:

Looking at it is guaranteed to ensure that you never, ever do anything that could ever result in something like that being born. Ever.

Written by: Oliver May
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10 Awful Video Game Covers

sanela — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:06:49 +0000

For a video game maker to produce the best game that they can, all of their money often needs to be spent on things like wonderful writing’ (the obvious exception to this being Mass Effect 3), good graphics, and superb sound. Unfortunately, this doesn’t leave much money left for the box, so it’s little wonder that some people try and hire students from the local community college to help them. If not, why would these monstrosities exist?

#10: Ninja Golf

We know ninjas mean stealth and sneakiness, but what possible tactical advantage does he get by playing his golf games at night? The answer to this question, by the way, is “None, although no-one will ever see me embarrassing the honor of my family by doing this”. Also, that clearly isn’t a ninja; that’s the guy with the big sword who Indiana Jones shot in that marketplace in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”.

#9: Final Fight

Unfortunately, despite having ‘Fight’ in the name, the game does not offer you to the chance to pit a man who could only be the result of mixing the DNA of Terrence Stamp, Sylvester Stallone, and a Ghost Rider era Nicholas Cage in a battle to the death against a man who looks uncannily like Saddam Hussein or a thin Stalin.

#8: Ico

Thank God that we don’t have to try and work out the plot of this game via the box art, or we’d all be screwed/insanely confused: “So, it’s a young Michael Cera frolicking around the countryside hitting windmills with planks of wood? What about the ghost girl? Does she tell him to ‘use the force’ everytime he misses his target? No, wait that’s Star Wars….this is a dumb game”.

#7: Courier Crisis

Finally, a game that allows you to accurately simulate what happens to Watson at the end of ‘The Reichenbach Fall’. Was the eponymous courier responsible for preventing Watson from reaching Sherlock in time? Probably not, seeing as this game was made in the early 2000’s by a person who, when they researched about this game, evidently confused ‘couriers’ with ‘wrestlers’. Although, if you live in NYC, you’ll all know that this game is completely based on real-life.

#6: Checkers

On the advice of our lawyers, we aren’t going to make any jokes or insinuate that the older guy in this image is finding more joy in the company of that child than is legally allowed in all states, apart from Alabama and Georgia. You’d have thought King Arthur would object to this as well, but let’s face: that guy looks a bit of a dick, and also, just like Sean Connery.

#5: Bust-A-Move 2

Anybody who knows their Doctor Who history will instantly know that this box art is an exact representation of what the title sequence for the original 1963 series starring William Hartnell was going to look like. However, the bigwigs at the BBC objected (for some reason) at a couple of things, namely the screaming purple face which makes the pictured head look like an oversized blackcurrant, the matchsticks which are holding his guys open (obviously a makeshift homage to A Clockwork Orange), and of course, the fact that in the background there are several more clones of this hideous scene. Pussies.

#4: Ultima V

Remember that dickhead knight who looks like Sean Connery from the paedo-tastic Checkers game above? Well, karma seems to have got him because by the looks of it, he’s about to have the flesh stripped from his bones by the Knights Who Say ‘Ni’. Or some owls in big flowy capes. Whichever, really. Although that frightened worried stance he’s taking might be a result of the electric sparkling probe that lady seem to be trying to insert into his bottom.

#3: Mega Man 2

So many questions need asking of this, so we’ll just lead straight into them. Is the plot of this game focused on Mega Man trying to rescue the rest of his suit from an evil laundrette owner, hence why he only appears to be wearing a sleeve? Has he teamed-up with Iron Man, what with the bright silver suit and everything? Why is he being watched by a giant brain on an altar and an Angry Birds-esque head rendition of the Cheshire Cat? WHY IS HIS ARM A BOWLING PIN?

#2: Super Man

No, it isn’t. Anyone who buys this thinking this is, like, Superman: The Early Years needs to stop deluding themselves right now. From what we can deduce, this game is about Alan Rickman being stalked by the robot from Lost in Space in the middle of Stonehenge, his character trait of which is to fire his gun into the air wildly at random intervals. Also, there’s clearly no ‘S’ on his suit. D- for accuracy.

#1: Ninja Scooter Simulator

Quite frankly, what other game could have reached the top spot of this list? We could spend literally all day poking through this image and dredging up all of the oddities. For instance, where does he hold his sword when he’s riding? Do the handlebars have spikes on as well? And where does he buy those phat rims, from P Diddy’s garage sale? But, we like this game too much to hurt it. We’ll be on eBay looking for a copy if anybody wants us.

written by: Oliver May
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33 Animals Who Are Extremely Disappointed in You

sanela — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:38:45 +0000

Here are 33 animals who are extremely disappointed in you. If you manage to go through this list and keep up with that attitude and what ever you’ve been up to lately, you must be some super human, because I honestly can’t bare looking at these judgmental cuties. I feel so bad for letting you down, guys. I promise I’ll try harder next time!

1. This Rabbit

This rabbit feels like you always leave her out of your plans and she is beginning to wonder whether it mightn’t be deliberate.

2. This Sea Turtle

This sea turtle is wondering why you didn’t just do the dishes after you’d finished your meal.

3. This Squirrel

This squirrel just wants you to listen sometimes.

4. This Baby Bear

This baby bear is frankly shocked that you missed that deadline. Shocked.

5. This Blue Jay

This blue jay thinks you could have gone to a better college if only you’d had an eye for the bigger picture when you were a teenager.

6. This Boston Terrier

This Boston terrier wants to know why you only really apply yourself at work a couple of days out of the week.

7. This Toad

This toad thinks you drink too much.

8. This Giraffe

Here’s a giraffe who is disappointed that you don’t call your family more often.

9. This Hedgehog With A Daisy In Her Hair

This hedgehog with a daisy in her hair wishes you would spend a bit more time volunteering.

10. This Horse

This horse thinks you could accomplish so much more if you only believed in yourself.

11. This Otter

This otter is unhappy about the amount of genuinely terrible television you watch.

12. This Sloth

This sloth kind of feels like you should update your blog more frequently.

13. This Slow Loris

This slow loris is wondering whether you really needed to write that tweet

14. This Orangutan

This orangutan thinks you let yourself down by “treating yourself” to that candy bar.

15. This Rabbit

This rabbit is not pleased about your occasionally indelicate sense of humor.

16. This Seal

This seal feels like you could stand to have a more refined sensibility.

17. This Rabbit

This rabbit wants the best for you but honestly isn’t sure if you even want the best for yourself right now.

18. This Polar Bear

This polar bear kind of thinks that you embarrassed yourself at that office party.

19. This Penguin

This penguin doesn’t even want to talk about it right now, OK?

20. This Cat

This cat doesn’t think you are as clever as you think you are.

21. This Otter

This otter is disappointed that you never finished Infinite Jest

22. This Monkey

Here’s a monkey who thought you were going to take your New Year’s resolution seriously this time.

23. This Lion

This lion just read your drunken status update from last night.

24. This Patriotic Cat

This patriotic cat is still amazed that you thought it was a good idea to drunk dial your ex.

25. This Panda

This panda thought you were going to stand up to your boss for once.

26. This Owl

Oh, look – it’s an owl who just figured out how much money you spend on beer every week.

27. This Monkey

This monkey was kind of hoping you were going to stick to that diet.

28. These Baby Meerkats

These baby meerkats genuinely believed that you were going to clean the house this weekend.

29. This Kangaroo With A Broken Arm

This kangaroo with a broken arm thinks you’d have a better chance of finding someone if you’d just have the confidence to put yourself out there.

30. This Koala

This koala thinks you need to explain yourself.

31. This Deer

This deer is unimpressed with your recent attempt to “turn things around.”

32. This Cat

Here’s a cat who genuinely doesn’t understand what your deal is lately.

33. This Corgi

Actually, this corgi thinks you’re doing just fine. Because screw those other guys. “Keep up the great work,” says this corgi, “I’m proud of you!”
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18 People Who Will Never Get Out of the Friend Zone

sanela — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:31:47 +0000

If you spend even the least amount of time on internet, you must be aware of the term “friend zone” because there are tons of people (both guys and girls) who complain about being treated like friends by people on whom they have huge crush. If you are one of those unfortunate people that are stuck in the friend zone, have a look at these 18 people who are probably in worse situation than you. So, you see, it can be worse!

1. Anyone that makes a comfortable seat:

2. Anyone that does this:

3. Anyone that makes a good mirror:

4. Anyone that is also an extra layer of clothing:

5. Anyone that that pays this much attention to his/her friend’s grooming:

6. Anyone that is a fraaaand:

7. Anyone that kisses someone only when they’re not paying attention:

8. Anyone that goes on national television like this:

9. Anyone that hover hands this badly:

10. Anyone that is also a bridge:

11. Anyone that gets shut down via text message:

12. Anyone that helps you try on clothes:

13. Anyone that lives here:

14. Anyone that makes a good table:

15. Anyone that makes a good human suitcase:

16. Anyone that is Superman:

17. Anyone that is depressed over piggy back rides:

18. Anyone that knows this person:

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The Funniest Easter Someecards

sanela — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:45:16 +0000

Happy Easter, everybody! I hope you’re all enjoying your holidays. Here are 11 great and hilarious Easter Someecards. Enjoy and if you wish to send some over to your friends, you can do it here.

1. Impossible to find a date

2. Our real savior

3. Spiritual insights

4.Miraculously affordable.

5. We’re not weird at all!

6. All those candies for holidays

7. Peeps

8. Lesson in disappointment

9. Lent

10. Finding out the truth

11. That is so relaxing

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Creative and Funny Advertising

sanela — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:33:35 +0000

They say sex sells everything, but here is a more subtle, yet still as effective way of advertising – it is through laughs. If a commercial made you laugh, you’ll probably share it with your friend and that is another very popular way of advertising and the advertisers simply adore it, because it is completely free!

1. Bose headphones with noise canceling

2. Lazer bike helmets

3. Senior self-defense

4. Pepsi Twist Lemon

5. Timotei hair products

6. The German Olympic Sports Confederation

If you don’t move, you get fat.

7. Nikol baking dish

Treat your food to something good.

8. Softener Softlan Ultra

9. Alka Seltzer

Hangover is dangerous

10. Batteries Kodak

Just when you thought it was dead.

11. Utopolis, group of cinemas

Reality sucks.

12. Pedigree

13. Kiss FM97.7

iPod, I’m your father.

14. Spicy Pringles

15. Vitamins DynaKids

Vitamins DynaKids make children stronger

16. Brazilian Lottery

17. Chupa Chups

It’s sugar free.

18. Adhesive Tape 3M Scotch Magic

19.Kayaking

Jumbo peanut

20. WMF knives

Sharper than you think.

21. Nissan

22. Bad food – bad dog

23.Bare diving suits

Stay down longer.

24. Foot Cream Tolnaftate

25. Listerine mouthwash

26. Boecker

Don’t let them get comfortable

27. Pedigree

Against bad breath.

28. Rubik’s Cube

25 years and still going.

29. Comedy Central

Not a moment without comedy

30. Hut Weber

It’s the hat.

31. Lamborghini Tractors

32. Pattex

Long lasting glue.

33. Mutual Comunity

After 70 years, we’ve seen it all.

34. Jeep

Brings more people into the most remote corners.

35. Durex play lubricant

36. Ambi Pur

37. Dean’s

Surprisingly mild.

38. Durex XL

39. Sauber

Absolutely Invisible

40. Inline courier

Berlin’s fastest bike couriers.

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Take a Closer Look

sanela — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 12:23:19 +0000

At first it may look like there is some pretty nasty stuff going on in these pictures like limbs and body parts being twisted and facing wrong direction and some pics may even appear nsfwish, but if you take a closer look you will see that it is all due to weird shooting angle and that these are completely innocent photos. Enjoy!

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Funny Side of Sports

sanela — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 13:33:36 +0000

Sports are apparently not all about testosterone, strength, stamina or agility. Sometimes there are other things that pop out in the foreground that are incredibly funny, like people getting hurt (which always makes me laugh, of course) or men grabbing each others junk, etc. Here are 20 hilarious pictures showing the funny side of the sports.

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Cartoon Character Skeletons

sanela — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 12:06:41 +0000

We all love cartoon characters because they look so cute and lovable, mostly because of their unrealistic anatomy and disproportion of body parts. They all have huge heads that are sometimes even larger than the rest of their body, but somehow we all overlook that anomaly, and the only thing we see is adorable little cutie. These funny drawings below done by Michael Paulus show us what our favorite characters actually look like. Only by looking at their skeletons we come to realize how absurd their body structure actually is.

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12 Pairs of Celebrity Boobs Trying to Escape

sanela — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 11:34:13 +0000

Prepare yourselves for boob explosion! These 12 celebrities apparently have trouble getting the right dress size. One look at their cleavage and you’ll see breasts desperately crying out for a bit more fabric. There will probably soon be a movement of angry titties in too tight dresses, demanding more appropriate clothing.

1. Marion Cotillard

The French actress does her part to conserve leather.

2. Nicki Minaj

Before she took aim at the Catholic Church, Nicki’s chichis were locked and loaded.

3. Sofia Vergara

How do you say “I can’t breathe?” in Spanish?

4. Christina Hendricks

Christina’s bosoms would go mad for just a teeny bit more fabric.

5. Helena Bonham Carter

“There, there, girls. You’ll be free soon enough.”

6. Coco

Coco’s melons would rather be at home with Ice.

7. Josie Stevens

If I were Josie’s boobs, I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that hat either.

8. Jessica Lowndes

The “90210″ star’s tatas are have another zip code in mind.

9. Susan Sarandon

In this case, Susan’s Oscar-winning knockers are using the escape exit to the south.

10. Katy Perry

As Katy sings “Firework,” her breasts look ready to rocket out of her dress.

11. Elizabeth Hurley

Her girls are looking to hurl themselves out of that pink dress.

12. Helen Flanagan

I don’t think Helen’s clothes would be quite so revealing if she just bought them in her size. Her breasts seem understandably angry about being expected to stay under wraps.
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How To Wear Men’s Shirt Rebuttal

sanela — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:33:20 +0000

After this image blew up all over the internet, these young gents decided to try it out on Tumblr. I simply can’t decide if it doesn’t really work for them, or if this is the only way to wear a men shirt.

25 People Who Woke Up On New Year’s Day In A Strange Place

sanela — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 10:40:25 +0000

What’s worse than waking up with a monster hangover after a New Year’s Eve out? Anything on this list, really! Here are 25 people whose 2012 got off to a rough, random and often unfamiliar start.

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The Evolution of Nicolas Cage’s Hair

sanela — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:53:04 +0000

It’s really hard to talk about Nicolas Cage and not to ask “what the hell is going on with this guy’s hair?” Somehow, whatever role his playing he manages to put his hair to the fore. It’s almost like his hair has taken on a life of its own. It’s as if I want to see movies with him simply based on what his hair is going to look like.I believe he wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror and asks himself – does my hair look ridiculous enough? If the answer is yes, he goes straight to the movie set, and if the answer id no, he manically starts applying all sorts of hair products until he achieves the desired effect.

1. Valley Girl – 1983

This would be young Nic, showing off his real hair, that he’s apparently so proud of.

2. Peggy Sue Got Married – 1986

The year of 1986 was turning point in Nic’s hair life. This is the year he probably lost most of his hair due to all that hair spray, and turned to using ridiculous wigs.

3. Moonstruck – 1987

Now you see that the man is receding but it actually works out well because it makes the “pathetic” look more believable in this film.

4. Wild At Heart – 1990

Again, his hair in this movie, looks like extension of the character he’s playing. It makes hims more real and believable.

5. Kiss of Death – 1995

One short glance at this photo and you see how deeply unfortunate and miserable Nicolas Cage is, when his hair is average, human-like and simply boring.

There is an ancient theory that the length of Nicolas Cage’s hair ties in with the quality of his performance. Here goes a short clip that may help prove or destroy this theory.

6. Conair – 1997

The 1997 is another turning point at Nic Cage’s hair career. This is the year when the era of his ballistic andridiculous hairstyle begins.

7. Adaptation – 2002

This is one of his best hairs ever! He combines three winning elements – perm, bleach and probably a wig. Can it get any better than this?

8. National Treasure – 2004

This is the point when Cage hit the Tom Hanks wanna-be point of career. But somehow, those plugs or waves, or whatever the hell is going on there, don’t really work for him.

9. Ghost Rider – 2007

I have to admit he looks excellent in this photo, and his hair looks really great, but it is probably some sort of wig or hair extension.

10. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice – 2010

As years go by, his hair looks more and more ridiculous, I’m almost too afraid to go and see his next movie, because you never know what is the next look he’ll chose for his hair. Still, the curiosity always wins!
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Best Thanksgiving Day Quotes

sanela — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 11:35:40 +0000

Thanksgiving Day is the most inspiring holiday for comedy and telling jokes. There are so many opportunities for creating comedy and so much potential – cooking disasters, awkward family moments and many others. Therefor, here goes a set of best Thanksgiving Day jokes and the best quotes about this holiday. Enjoy!

1. Jon Stewart

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”

2. Jim Gaffigan

“Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’”

3. Stephen Colbert

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.”

4. Kevin James

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

5. Jack Handey

“If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ‘Boy, these are good cigars!’”

6. Jay Leno

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”

7. Johnny Carson

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.”

8. George Carlin

“We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.”

9. Greg Proops

“Ever since you’re little you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’”

10. Andre Kelley

“This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.”

11. Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Thanksgiving

10. “You ran out of booze by 11 a.m.”
9. “Most frequently used word at dinner: Heimlich”
8. “Meal was leftovers from last Thanksgiving”
7. “Thanks to new electric knife, kids fought over wishbone and your severed thumb”
6. “The ‘turkey’ was wearing a dog collar”
5. “Spent day in Times Square waiting for the giant turkey to drop”
4. “Woke up from tryptophan-induced sleep to find yourself naked in the driveway”
3. “When dinner came out, so did your son”
2. “Laura and the twins lock you out”
1. “Your turkey dinner was the only breast you’ve touched all year”

12. Conan O’Brien

“The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, “I don’t need a pardon. I need a job.”

13. Greg Behrendt

“I love to eat. That’s why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don’t walk away from a meal hurting, I didn’t do it right. If I don’t walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I’ve been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn’t do it right.”

14. Larry Omaha

“My mother won’t celebrate Thanksgiving. She says it represents the white man stealing our land. But she’s not angry, she figures, ‘What the hell, we’re taking it back one casino at a time.’”

15. Hari Kondabolu

“I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it’s not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving — that’s just spitting on the graves, isn’t it?”

16. Erin Gibson

“People always think of Chinese food as the go-to ethnic food when everything else is closed during the holidays, but Indian is a nice alternative. Plus — Indians? Thanksgiving? Kinda makes sense…”

Roseanne Barr

“Here I am 5 o’clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt…”
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Awesome Examples of Money Face Mashes

sanela — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 08:17:06 +0000

Not a day passes by without a new internet craze starts up. Money faces are actually an old one, but there are still many followers. Here goes a list of some of the most successful examples of money face mashes. It’s amazing what people can do with a few bucks, a digital camera, and a healthy amount of boredom. I deeply believe that the best things happen out of boredom.

Clint Eastwood Doesn’t Give a F*ck!

sanela — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:44:13 +0000

It’s no secret Clint Eastwood is a badass, but Huffington Post brings us this amazing slideshow, proving that he is even more awesome than we thought. In case you’re wondering why is this article called Clint Eastwood doesn’t give a f*ck, well we were inspired by on of his many excellent statements. When asked what is his opinion on gay marriage Eastwood declared the opposition ridiculous, summing up his support for gays with one simple phrase, “I don’t give a f*ck about who gets married to anybody else.”

Expensive Booze?

F*cking Buffalos?

Shaving?

Other Celebrities?

Daylight?

Famous Dog?

Important Speeches?

Hole in One

Double Oscars?

Spielberg Stalking?

BEING AWESOME?

20 People Who Shouldn’t Be Riding Segways

sanela — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 07:00:23 +0000

The time when segways were considered simply ridiculous thing made up for lazy people is long gone. They are now to be considered dangerous death traps, and this is no exaggeration. The only people who should be riding them are mall cops and tourists, because they need do a lot of walking and we don’t really care about them. All other people should avoid it in wide range. Here are 20 people who should NEVER, under any circumstances ride segways. Let us see who’s that.

1. Santa Claus

Becasue we care about him and don’t want this stupid things ruin our Christmas.

2. Dog walkers

3. This girl

4. Abraham Lincoln

5. Renaissance fair Participants

6. Colonial soldiers

7. George W. Bush

He might as well avoid riding anything, and if he as well avoid appearing in public at all, that would be great.

8. This guy trying to dance with a girl on roller skates

9. Grocery shoppers

10. Someone pulling their kid on a sled over a frozen lake

11. Dogs

12. Moms with strollers

13. Old people

Actually, I change my mind. The old

14. T-Pain

15. The owner of Segway

Now, do you see how dangerous this devil’s machine is? It even killed it’s own creator.

16. People working out

This is not even laziness, it is idiocy.

17. People riding subways

It’s double riding. You can’t do that.

18. People with guns

They look ridiculous, not powerful. I wonder which criminal will they stop.

19. Naked chicks

Because they attract enough attention all ready. The segways are needless.

20. Prom queens

They don’t look classy, despite the magnificent satin dress and a tiara. Instead of it she looks like a complete fruit cake.

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The Best Walk of Shame Outfits Ever

sanela — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 09:19:25 +0000

Nothing screams walk of shame like bed-head and a tousled outfit. These lovely people look like they had a wonderful night out, but still, no matter how much we try not to be judgmental of other people’s sexual life, the scene of a young girl in her last night’s outfit automatically causes judging looks and of course, she feels ashamed. There is kind of double standard here, don’t you thinks so? At night it’s all about getting laid and in the morning it all about regrets and shame. If we stop doing this, everybody will get schizophrenia. Therefor, hold your head up high, people, there’s no shame in having fun. Still, while we’re still here, let’s have a look at some of the funniest outfits that people wore the morning after.

Pastie Outfit

A Lobster Costume

Party outfits from “The March Of Shame”

After a pride festival the next day

This maid costume from “How I Met Your Mother”

Party outfit with… a wig?

The “Skins” cast walk of shame

This lady’s outfit in contrast to the tourists next to her

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Most Ridiculous Photoshop Mistakes Ever

sanela — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 09:00:56 +0000

Most of the Photoshop mistakes are typical and they usually occur on the common places like too long legs, two left or two right legs, no feet under the table, unsuccessful liposuction when the masters of Photoshop took off more than just fat, sometimes a rib or two, too little or too many fingers on a hand, too many or too little hands, a woman with manly arms, etc. In some cases it seems like the photoshoper did this on purpose, because the mistake is too obvious, or he did the work under influence of alcohol and drugs.

Jessica Biel looks really good with someone else’s legs attached to her body. I don’t know why didn’t the technician at least try to coordinate tones and colors of tens.

Who’s hand is under this model’s head?

Very, very not African-American Beyonce

Just change heads and color of pants and you’ll get completely new movie poster.

Did you manage to find all of the Photoshop mistakes?

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Definitely the Greatest Wedding Photos of All Times

sanela — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 09:07:33 +0000

The first image seems just like another wedding photo, cute and romantic, but nothing special. Scroll down to see why are these photos the best wedding photos of all time.

When we zoom out a bit…

Julian Sunmi Park and Benjamin Jinsuk Lee got married and opted to take some of the coolest, dorkiest wedding photos possible. I like this because it’s a fun way to assert your nerdiness at your wedding without dressing up like a Klingon. It’s a perfect compromise!

Apparently, you can be a nerd and still pretty cool. The times when nerds were a mockery is long gone.

Well done Julie and Ben! And that is why these are the best wedding photos of all times.

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The Sweetest Meat Desserts Ever

sanela — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 08:54:21 +0000

For all people that love eating meat and find it the sweetest delicacy ever this is the greatest idea for dessert. There are many people (mostly men) who can’t imagine a meal without meat and making a dessert out of meat probably sounds like a good idea. Guys at Sweet Station decided to show how would these imaginary sweets made out of meat and bacon look like. My absolute favorite are ice-cream cups made of meatballs. Have a look at this a bit odd photo gallery below and tell me how do you feel about this idea.

Bands With Terrible Hair

sanela — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 07:23:18 +0000

Not only do these bands have particularly terrible names, but they also have hair that looks like sun-bleached roadkill. Unfortunately, their music is even less impressive!

1. Blood On The Dance Floor

2. Breathe Carolina

3. Black Veil Brides

4. Bring Me The Horizon

5. Brokencyde

6. Confide

7. Dot Dot Curve

8. Escape The Fate

9. Family Force Five

10. Handshakes And High Fives

11. Medic Droid

12. Scene Kidz

13. Forever The Sickest Kids

14. The Cab

15. The Maine

16. The Devil Wears Prada

17. Tokio Hotel

18. Never Shout Never

Christopher Drew may fly solo, but his horrendous hairdo makes him list worthy!

19. Stereo Skyline

New and Even Weirder Kobi Levi’s Shoes

sanela — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 07:36:17 +0000

Kobi Levi has built reputation of a quite eccentric shoe designer. For some reason he thinks of a classic shoes as dull and unaesthetic and he tries to create a new modern shoe that will have a completely different form and shape. He went so far in changing the shape of a shoe that it became unwearable. He combined the elements of nature like flowers, birds and animals, but also some from the urban life – like a gum stuck on the shoe that turned into a heel. His shoes are definitely something different, new and interesting, but I have to admit I would never wear anything like this in public. What do you think?

Tulip

Front and back shoes

Sports elegance

Puppies

Blow shoes

Androgen

Twist shoes

Rolling stone shoes

Gum heel shoes

Arm chair shoes

Sling shoes

Cart shoes

Although, I would call these “Senior citizen shoes”, because they so adorably remind me of retirees in my neighborhood when they go shopping.

Banana slips

Coffee

These I MIGHT even wear sometimes

Mommy and daughter

Swan

Madonna (or any other blonde)

Toucan

Expectations Vs. Reality

sanela — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 10:17:43 +0000

Reality somehow always manages to disappoint us and fail in fulfilling our expectations. I don’t know why is that so, it’s not like there are some ridiculously high expectations, that are highly unlikely to happen. Yet, somehow, we always remain stuck between the expectations and reality. Here are a few very funny images that will simply show this problem. Enjoy!

12 Famous Fairy Tales Decomposed

sanela — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 10:00:54 +0000

Not unlike Emma Butler‘s ‘Movie Parts’ project, Simone Massoni’s ‘12 Famous Fairy Tales in Pieces‘ are fun pieces of art that take famous stories and break them down to their components. Plus Massoni has a cute aesthetic that marries well with the content. It is interesting to see where she was inspired by Disney and where she wasn’t. Also I wonder what’s Playtoy Magazine doing in Pinocchio’s story?

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13 Amazingly Terrible Christmas Cards

sanela — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 09:01:06 +0000

I don’t get it why some people continue to insist on making their own Christmas cards despite the fact that for years they keep making the worst cards ever. Somehow they fail to see that. Here are thirteen of the worst Christmas cards ever made. Have a look at them and tell if you agree with me.

10 Incredibly Obscure Experts

sanela — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 09:56:26 +0000

Seriously? You’re expert in that? Damn! If you thought you knew some people that have ridiculously obscure professions, have a look at this short list and you’ll find some even more ridiculous. In most of the cases it is the TV stuff to blame for putting such stupid captions, but still it’s hilarious if you ask me! have a look and I hope you’ll laugh as hard as I did.

22 Actors Who Are Way Better Looking Than The Real Life Characters They Played

sanela — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 09:03:58 +0000

There is nothing strange in actors being prettier and more handsome than the real life people and people we meet everyday. Finally that is the main reason why the Hollywood actors are so over payed for the job they do. Aside from being ridiculously rich, their fans simply adore them and collect pictures of them, signatures, various items that the adored celebrity used at some point, etc. And all of this happens just because we like looking at beautiful people. Even when the movie is telling the biography and life story of a real person, we need to make them more pleasing to the eye, so we could connect and sympathize with the character. It’s like the ugly people have no emotions at all, or if they do, they are always the ‘bad guys’ in the story. Anyhow, here are some images of the actors who are way better looking than the real life characters they played.

1. Angelina Jolie as Christine Collins in ‘Changeling’

2. Russel Crowe as John Nash in ‘A Beautiful Mind’

3. Brad Pitt as Jesse James in ‘The Assassination of Jesse James’

4. Julia Roberts as Erin Brockovich in ‘Erin Brockovich

5. Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in ‘Goodfellas’

6. Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash in ‘Walk The Line’

7. Leonardo DiCaprio as Frank Abagnale in ‘Catch Me If You Can’

8. Salma Hayek as Frida Kahlo in ‘Frida’

9. The Rock as Sean Porter in ‘Gridiron Gang’

10. Denzel Washington as Frank Lucas in ‘American Gangster’

11. Julie Andrews as Marie Von Trapp in ‘The Sound Of Music’

12. Josh Brolin as George W Bush in ‘W’

13. Antonio Banderas as Pancho Villa in ‘And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself’

14. Mark Harmon as Ted Bundy in ‘The Deliberate Stranger’

15. Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra in ‘Cleopatra’

16. Johnny Depp as John Dillenger in ‘Public Enemies’

17. Johnny Depp as George Jung in ‘Blow’

18. Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway as Bonnie and Clyde in ‘Bonnie And Clyde’

19. Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos in ‘Monster’

20. Daniel Day Lewis as Gerry Conlon in ‘In the Name of the Father’

21. Liam Neeson as Oskar Schindler in ‘Schindler’s List’

And the obvious one:
22. James Caviezel as Jesus in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’

Jesus is just so drab, you know?

Fail Signs

sanela — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 08:45:00 +0000

Here are some really funny and failed signs. Have a look and I hope you’ll have a laugh and enjoy watching them as much as I did.

Awful Men Trends in Fashion

sanela — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 06:40:14 +0000

Lately there are more and more of unisex clothes, but some things should definitely remain only for women, and others (like) speedos should be thrown away one and for all because they are simply ridiculous and there is hardly a person that can wear them and not look like a complete idiot. And I won’t even start on mash shirts.
1. Uggs

2. Jorts

3. Crocs

4. Mesh Shirts

5. Fanny Packs

6. Rube Tubes

7. Track Suits

8. Speedos

9. Denim Tube Tops

10. Jeggings

Top 10 Coolest and Weirdest Houses

sanela — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 07:42:11 +0000

Here are some really cool and weird houses. Some are probably photoshopped, but some look real and I would even enjoy spending a day or two in a house like the one with the piano for example.

The rock house
This looks pretty impressive. I wonder if it’s for real. It would be great if someone could build a house like this. But I imagine it is awfully difficult to hollow out a rock.

If the Internet Were A House
Do you see a toilet too?

Up
They probably really loved the movie.

He’s always watching!

This is one hell of a boring neighborhood, so they decided to do something to light it up.

Its Got One Killer Mortgage

Meanwhile, On Tatooine
This looks great. It’s like the house is made inside of a big rock and it fits with the nature and the scenery.

Sphinx House, Pyramid Outhouse
Now, this is just plain dumb, if you ask me.

Let me guess, the owner of this house plays a piano.

Leggo My…House-o
It looks like a warehouse. And it could use some windows.

Water Tower House Mistaken As Alien Aircraft

bonus
And the coolest, weirdest and best house ever!

Dogs Attacking Sprinklers

sanela — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 08:22:09 +0000

What’s with the dogs and the sprinklers? There seems to be an ongoing and everlasting rivalry that often outbursts in an open hatred with violence. And if sometimes it seems like they have managed to enter into a truce, don’t get fooled by this performance, because it’s only a matter of time when the horrors of war will lead off again. I’m pretty sure all dog owners know this very well all ready, but those of you that plan to take a sweet little puppy and let it play outside of your house on the lawn, be prepared for this.

10 Ridiculous Cosplays

sanela — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 06:55:47 +0000

Seriously, guys? Do you seriously think this looks even remotely good? I feel sorry for these poor geeks. It’s almost like they don’t realize what’s the shape of their bodies. There is a great gap between the idea of their look that lives in their heads and the real image and the effect their look causes. Maybe they should buy a mirror or find a more sincere friends. Still, until they do so, we can relish on their troubles and maliciously laugh over their images below. Ha-ha-ha!

X-Men: Last Class to Graduate

Cyclops Doesn’t Wear Jeans

Juggs Really Let Himself Go…

Stan and me
“Oh, and here’s the image of Stan and me! He said my costume is really good and it suits me like a glove.”

Online Poker Master

The Judd’s Love X-Men

Rogues Day Out

Logan Wolferstein

Nightcrawler Check — Archangel’s face…

Allow me to introduce Chumbit – Gambit’s Brother!

20 Hilarious Wedding Fails

sanela — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 09:04:49 +0000

I really hate weddings, everything is so sappy, pathetic and BORING. But wedding fails on the other hand are totally awesome! Here are twenty hilarious wedding fails that will hopefully make you laugh. Enjoy!

So THAT’S how brides pee with those huge dresses!
Mystery finally solved! It was bugging me for years…

No, wait! I changed my mind…
But luckily, the bride is a tough gall and she knows how to deal with her loved one when he gets cold feet and talk him back into marriage, because that is obviously what he wants more than anything.

They are really close in the groom’s family…
The one might even say it’s a bit cramped!

Wardrobe malfunction
You’re never too young to be caught with your pants down in a wedding, and of course there will be a stupid photographer to take a picture of you in the most embarrassing moment.

I own your ass now!

Talking about wardrobe malfunction…

Trunkin’ it!

It’s just that I forgot to check the oven!

High fidelity!
Fidelity is the key to a successful marriage.

There you are!
I was looking for you two all over the place. Would you mind giving me a lift?

The honeymoon set off on the wrong foot
Car breaking down in the middle of nowhere with not a soul in sight would be a real setback if there weren’t for the brides genius skills in mechanics.

Boring Ceremony
Weddings can be really boring, but nobody expects them to be so boring that the groom should fall asleep. And judging by the cup of coffee in the bride’s hand, she isn’t having the time of her life either.

Always a bridesmaid…
Oh, those weddings with all that music, perfume in the air, silk and laces, campaign… it’s easy to get carried away.

Bride’s head revisited

Motherf***er!
I knew his drunken uncle from Scotland was a walking disaster. It was only a mater of time when he’ll step out and ruin my to the slightest details carefully planned wedding!

Twist and shout!
I guess we should have taken a few dancing lessons…

She’s Got A Nice Pear!

I guess cutting on the limo budget wasn’t good idea!
We probably should have gone with cheaper flowers…

Oh, dear! A ring with your dead grandmother’s tooth…
…is exactly what i didn’t have on my mind when you said the ring was in the family for years and is part of family tradition!

Final touch
The wedding preparations are never finished, there is always something that needs to be done in the last minute, like… bride shaving her armpits, for example!

The Rug That Really Tied the Room Together, Did It Not?

sanela — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 08:40:53 +0000

Is there any rug that can tie the room together better than the one made by nihilists? Have a closer look and you’ll see that the ornaments on this rug are inspired by the Coen brothers movie Big Lebowski. This rug is a work of Max Dalton, artist known for his Quentin vs. Coen duels. On June 2nd Round Two exhibit starts and if your in San Francisco you can go to Spoke Art and see how it looks for yourself.

Border Guards’ Day in Moscow

sanela — Tue, 31 May 2011 07:12:12 +0000

Russia is a huge country and therefor it is important to have extremely well organized border guards and border police. Have a look at the images below and see how the Day of Border Guards is being celebrated in Moscow. They for sure are true image of great organization and seriousness.

10 Ecstatic Turtles Gone Ballistic

sanela — Sat, 28 May 2011 08:14:00 +0000

I guess these crazy turtles are so happy because of the Mladic’s final arresting. Yeah!

32 Photos You Need to See Before the World Ends

sanela — Tue, 24 May 2011 08:54:55 +0000

There hardly a day goes by without someone announcing some apocalypse, end of the world and stuff like that. The Apocalypse is always already upon us. Every year, it seems, a new crop of doom is brought forth. Whatever you do the end is always near just a step behind us. Therefor, here goes a collection of 32 legendary photos you must see before the world ends! Enjoy and so long world!

1. A baby penguin meeting a baby dolphin

2. A walrus with a fruitcake

3. A capybara in a swimming pool

4. A pig wearing green boots

5. A pig wearing pink boots

6. A firefighter giving a kitten oxygen

7. A dog driving a Smart Car convertible

8. A cat eating pizza

9. A dog at a bar

10. This baby owl

11. A polar bear with a cone stuck on its head

12. A turtle the size of a grape

13. A basset hound running

14. This fat cat

15. This cat wearing a sweater

16. A tiny pygmy hippo eating lettuce

17. A mini horse in the Apple store

18. Betty White whispering to a giraffe

19. A cat photobombing a dog

20. Vladimir Putin swimming with dolphins

21. An embarrassed walrus

22. A dog trying to get a high five from a cat

23. A polar bear with a little bit of watermelon

24. A cat with a permanent top hat

25. Shaq holding a panda

26. A pug wearing pug slippers

27. A hedgehog taking a bath

28. An otter showing you its baby

29. This horse photobombing someone’s wedding picture

30.A surfing dog with sunglasses

31. Fashionista Roller Pug

32. And one to rule them all

Planking Worldwide

sanela — Sat, 21 May 2011 06:04:04 +0000

From Australia to the United States via Russia and Spain, you can hardly walk down the street without encountering the planking bug. What is going on and why do so many people do this stuff right now, I don’t know, but I surely know it seems like they’re having a hell of a good time.

Planking in Australia

Planking in California

Planking in France

Planking in Hawaii

Planking in Michigan

Planking in Russia

Planking in Spain

Planking in Wisconsin

Planking in Brazil

The Lowest Landings at the Princess Juliana Airport

sanela — Sun, 15 May 2011 09:21:30 +0000

OMG! This is just bizarre! The architect and the constructor of this airport should have their licenses taken away. They need therapy. I mean, just have a look at the images below and you’ll see what I’m talking about. Imagine lying on a beach, sunbathing, sipping your cocktail through a straw and then… boom! All of a sudden, there is nothing less, but an airplane trying to land on your head! But, the thing that puzzles me even more than the nut architect are the people who don’t seem to mind these planes over their heads, but they continue to visit this same beach. Why don’t they go somewhere else?

The Weirdos at ATM

sanela — Mon, 09 May 2011 08:26:47 +0000

It is really amazing the amount of craziness and weirdness you can see at the ATM. It might have something to do with the fact that it is the source of money at any time of day or night, so you can expect to see a bunch of drunk and wasted people trying to get more cash to buy more liquor, but beside that there are some even stranger stuff. For example, did you ever think you’ll have the opportunity to play solitaries at the ATM? Also, there are some technical problems such as ATM being to high or too low. I wonder what were the constructors of these machines thinking about. Have a look at the images below and you’ll see that the best parties are actually at the ATM!

The Best Advertisements Starring Osama bin Laden

sanela — Wed, 04 May 2011 08:11:08 +0000

Advertisers are becoming more and more aggressive in their campaigns and they have no limits, nothing seems to be a taboo any more in this consumer world of ours. Just have a look at these images below of some crazy ads starring Osama bin Laden! I wonder whom will the advertising companies pick now after the death of this notorious terrorist leader.

Landscapes Made of Female Bodies

sanela — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 10:04:48 +0000

I agree there hardly is anything prettier or more beautiful than a female body, but making a landscape out of it sounds a bit too much, don’t you think so? I’m not sure if there is some sort of massage the author is trying to send us, but I must say I like these photos anyhow. They look really amazing and put men in such a funny position, as some tiny beings running around trying to make sense of their lives, trying to answer so many questions, and still failing to figure out the puzzle. I guess this is not entirely the man’s world.

Tiny Frog Photo-Session

sanela — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:06:57 +0000

Frogs aren’t usually what one would call an ideal photo model, but apparently photographer Bob Garasu thinks otherwise! Here are some of the cutest and tiniest frogs photo models. I’ve never expected to say something like this, but this is one great frog photo-session! I hope you’ll like it as much as I did! Enjoy!

Incredible Candles Shaped Like Food

sanela — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:53:23 +0000

Here are some great candles shaped like food. They look really tasty, but you should probably skip eating them. I don’t know where is this madness of food shaped everything coming from, but I like it. It maybe isn’t the best idea, but it’s interesting, and it looks really great. Also, if you have really small kids you shouldn’t put this sort of decorations on you dinning table.

Dandies from Congo

sanela — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 08:51:23 +0000

Congolese capital Brazzaville has a subculture known as Sapeurs. This is a society of elegant people. Men of all ages dress up in designer clothes to look like French colonialists from the 50’s and 60’s even if they really can’t afford stylish outfit. A lot of people in Congo are starving and even get into debt in order to create their wardrobe.

The fashion of Congolese dandies hasn’t changed in the last 50 years. Andre Grenard Matsoua is still the “God” of the SAPE movement. He became the first Congolese who returned from Paris in 1922 dressed like a French “Monsieur”. His portraits can be found in many apartments throughout the cities of the Congo.

Most of local dandies don’t only elegantly dress but also have “European” nicknames, such as Benoit “Christian Dior”, Pierre “Rolex”, Serge “Mercedes”, etc.

To create a “dandy” wardrobe the members of the SAPE have to spend a minimum of $300, or 5-months average salary in Brazzaville. Many men who wish to dress like a “Frenchman” borrow money from the banks or starve saving $10-$15 each month.

Italian photographer Daniele Tamagni who documented the life of Congolese dandies says that only the Europeans find such a combination of fashion and poverty strange. The Congolese think different. For them wearing nice clothes is feeding the soul.

Hilarious and Weird Stuff

sanela — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 11:14:11 +0000

Somehow every day there seems to be a new amount of craziness available to us online. Each time I think, there I’ve seen it all, tomorrow there is a whole new bunch of hilarious and insane stuff. Enjoy!

She's a keeper...

Seriously?

Man has only two hands!

Dude, not now...

You've missed a spot there...

Skillful!

... and then party turned weird!

White thrash

Chillin'...

Don't worry, I've got this under control!

I have a strange feeling someone is watching me...