British people love their pubs and they’ll do anything to keep their closed circle of friends safe from intruders. Some would even design ugly signs and give their pubs crazy names to keep their beloved pubs to themselves. You can see some colorful and often bizarre pub signs featuring royalty, nobility, religious iconography, occupations and trades, legends and ever-popular sporting activities.
However, some much less reputable characters from British history are also immortalized on pub signs. Lady Katharine Ferrers is said to have turned to highway robbery out of boredom and to repay huge gambling debts. Another notorious criminal, the pirate Captain Kidd, was hanged in 1701 and the pub bearing his name is situated very close to the site of his execution.
But perhaps the most curious is the pub on Merseyside named after the former British Poet Laureate John Masefield. Local people have complained and nicknamed the pub ‘The Adolf’ because the sign bears an uncanny resemblance to Hitler. The landlord however is adamant that this is an accurate portrayal of Masefield and refuses to change the sign;
The Quiet Woman in Derbyshire has a sign portraying a headless woman, apparently telling of the grim fate suffered by a landlord’s wife who was too talkative:
Britain’s great military heroes of the Napoleonic Wars — Lord Nelson and the Duke of Wellington — have many pubs named after them, as do significant ships and famous land and sea battles. Apparently going to a pub is a heroic act!
The Green Man seems a strange name at first, but refers to the spirit of the wildwoods, the first depictions of which appear in churches as a face peering through dense foliage, or actually made of leaves, branches and petals. Some pub signs will show the Green Man as a full figure, some as just a head and there are many different interpretations of this character. It is thought that there may be a connection between the Green Man and the legend of Robin Hood, although they are not the same character. However, some pubs once called The Green Man are now known as The Robin Hood. Also, in Nottinghamshire, there are no pubs at all called the Green Man, but there are plenty with the name Robin Hood.
The Glynne Arms in Staffordshire is better known by its nickname the Crooked House. Because of subsidence damage caused by mining, half of the pub leans heavily to one side. Apparently, it can be quite a challenge to rest a beer on the table without spilling it. According to the locals, if after leaving you turn and look at the pub and it appears perfectly normal, you can be sure you’ve overindulged at the bar.
It has been suggested that The Cat and the Fiddle derives from Caton le Fidele, a governor of Calais in the reign of Edward III or from ‘Katherine le fidele’, an allusion to the faithfulness of Katherine of Aragon, Henry VIII’s first wife. And it could of course also simply be a reference to the children’s nursery rhyme.
The Goat and Compasses, for example, is said to be a corruption of the phrase, “God encompasseth us”!
The Pig and Whistle’s origin is obscure, but it could be a corruption of the Anglo-Saxon “piggin wassail” which means “good health”. The Bull and Bush, another odd name, supposedly commemorates Henry VIII’s military victory “Boulogne Bouche” or Boulogne-sur-Mer harbour. However, while these Anglicized versions of phrases are all very interesting, there are usually more likely explanations for the origin of these signs.
The sign displayed outside the Pogue Mahone in Liverpool offers few clues as to the meaning, but the name is in fact an Anglicized version of the Irish slang term “póg mo thóin” which charmingly means, ‘kiss my arse’
The Arab Boy in London is especially unusual pub name, and its origin no less so. Henry Scarth built the pub in 1849 as part of other property developments in the area and it is named after Yussef Sirrie, a youngster who Scarth is said to have saved from being sold into slavery in Turkey. Back in England, Yussef became Scarth’s servant, eventually becoming the pub’s landlord.
The Crooked Chimney is so named because, unsurprisingly, the pub has a very distinctive crooked chimney:
The Last Drop pub in Edinburgh, Scotland, is where men sentenced to hang were given a final meal while the executioners prepared the gallows just across the road. At the pub, the condemned were offered a glass of whiskey – one for the road, a last drop to drink before a long drop into oblivion.
The Skirrid Mountain Inn appears in records dating back to 1110, and is most likely the oldest pub in Wales. It is also one of the leading claimants to the title of oldest standing pub in the UK, and has a rather grisly history. According to local legend, some 180 people were hanged from a beam on the inn’s staircase between the twelfth and seventeenth centuries and the building is a supposedly very haunted indeed.
