Crap Souvenirs

Have you noticed the irrational increase of crap souvenirs wherever you go. If you bought one piece from every place you ever visited, you'd end up cluttered with junk and your home would be crammed with crap.

Show The World You’re a Connoisseur of Sexual Innuendo Conservative mostly Amish town or sexual T-shirt emporium? Intercourse is both!

Traditional All-You-Can-Drink Easter Island Spring Break Mugs Party all night long as you learn the about local culture by drinking beer out of these famous Easter Island Heads.

Fiji Coconut Dolls Add Sophistication to Your Living Room Local artisans spend years designing and hand gluing each and every coconut doll — a time-honored Fijian tradition for the last 3 years.

These Intellectual Leprechauns Can’t Stop Reading! Accent your library with these well-read leprechauns.

Cross-Dressing Hawaiian Ukulele Player Enjoy spying on your house guests as they lift the hula skirt to sneak a peek at what’s beneath.

Pissing Boy Bottle Opener Wrap your hands around this famous naked urinating minor and pop open a cold one.

Russian Fish with Mustache This Russian fish will patiently listen to all your fishing stories. It’s the perfect companion for any mustachioed fisherman.

Ahoy, It’s A Genuine Dutch Clog Schooner This seaworthy garden shoe will sail one of your feet away to a paradise island, which you can then declare a Dutch colony. Comes with three sails, three flags, and as many Dutch icons as you can reasonably squeeze onto a single shoe.

“Wake Up With A Prostitute” 3D Coffee Mug Conjure up that stoned, expensive memory every single morning. For a perfect cup of coffee while waiting to get your lab results back.

Blowfish In A Sombrero Hard to imagine anything as adorable as a blowfish (or perhaps a potato) with a custom fitted sombrero and eyes that move when shaken.

Executive Toad Coin Purse Show off your financial acumen by keeping your coins in this refined and practical Cane Toad Purse.

This Confederate Blanket Will Help Keep You Warm, Segregated Keep those pesky liberals at bay while you secede from that cold northern weather in our bestselling Confederate blanket (and shotgun wrap).

Wind-Energy-Powered Eco Vase Just leave it to the Dutch to come up with this eco-brainchild. This high-tech vase utilizes wind power to generate enough energy to safely hold a bouquet of fake flowers for hundreds of years without needing to be replaced.

Racially Diverse Pyramid Can Be Lifted by a Single Human! Many will tell you that Egypt doesn’t have a black pyramid. Or that they are much larger. Are you going to believe them or your own eyes?

Bulgarian Fiddle Clock Guarantees Not to Annoy You With Bulgarian Folk Music Okay, so maybe you can’t play the six-stringed Gadulka, but you can use it to tell time! And with just a mild ticking sound, it is 99% less annoying than the non-clock version.

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