Apparently you can not put a price on human youth and beauty. Everything else comes second when compared to this compelling imperative of staying young and beautiful. There is literally no ingredient that people would say is too disgusting, or find it morally wrong to put on their bodies, if there is even the slightest chance that it will make their hair shinier, their skin without wrinkles or their body odor more luring.
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12 Ordinary Objects Ruined By The Japanese
What’s the first thing you think of when you think of Japan? The birthplace of many of your favorite electronic gadgets? That place Godzilla kept trashing? Or the country that sells used panties in vending machines and regards ‘tentacle length’ as being an indicator of sexual prowess? Precisely. Most people consider Japan to be some kind of bizarre land filled with weird freaky shit. And you know what? They’d be right.
But judging by the looks of it, they’re running out of stuff to make weird, so they’re starting to steal good ideas and turn them bad. Here are the twelve best (or worst) examples we could find.
Alarm Clocks
OK, so there are only a few things in the world that, no matter how hard anybody tries, you can’t possibly ruin. What things? Well, for starters, there’s sex, chocolate, beer, The Dark Knight, and the faithful humble alarm clock. Wait, what was that last one? Forget it guys, Japan went there.
Take a Closer Look
At first it may look like there is some pretty nasty stuff going on in these pictures like limbs and body parts being twisted and facing wrong direction and some pics may even appear nsfwish, but if you take a closer look you will see that it is all due to weird shooting angle and that these are completely innocent photos. Enjoy!
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24 Hipsters on Weird Bikes
Most of the hipsters love bragging about being “green” and highly concerned about the environment, therefor most of them ride bikes. And there are even bunch of websites and forums where they post thousands upon thousands of obnoxious images of the most ridiculous and weird bikes that are literally impossible to ride and that most of them built on their own. Here are some of those images. What do you think about these people and their constructions? I find them rather annoying and pretentious, but they probably think they are incredibly cool.
The Weirdest Vagina Accidents Ever
Honestly, before stumbling upon this article on Frisky, it never even occurred to me that you could have a vagina accident. Well, apparently, there are ladies out there that use their lady parts for some rather peculiar purposes. Prepare yourselves for the most uncomfortable, painful and bizarre stories from the ER about vagina accidents. I have to say that most of these misfortunes happened due to insertion of objects where they shouldn’t be inserted, like, for example putting a potato or a chicken where the Sun doesn’t shine. I don’t know why anyone would do such a thing. Maybe they were trying to cook a dinner in a unique way, but my point is – ladies, please stop doing that! It’s nasty!
1. A Chicken In The Oven
9 Weird Things Men Do To Improve Their Looks
If you thought only women do ridiculous things and undertake insane surgical procedures just to look more attractive, you were wrong. It turns out that men are just as vain and equally obsessed with their looks as women. Sneak a peek at this short article and you’ll see just how obsessed with aesthetics and their appearance can men be. Here are 9 sneaky things you won’t believe men actually do to improve their looks. Lets enter the vanity fair:
1. Butt Lifters
29 Weirdest Public Phone Booths
Public phone booths can have the strangest designs, as these below prove. Here are 29 weirdest public telephones ever. Some look really great, like the ice phone booth from Aliaska or the one completely covered in knitting, while others are rather peculiar. It would be great if there were these unique phone booths all over the world in all cities instead of the boring old ones.
1. Shark Phone Booths
The Best Excerpts From 1948’s “You And Your Sex Life: An Illustrated Guide Book For Women”
Here are the best excerpts from 1948′s illustrated guide book for women named “You and Your Sex Life”. It seems rather out of date and probably most of the women and especially feminists will feel highly insulted by ridiculous attitudes you can find here. First and most importantly, a woman is dominated by her sex, because her whole life is wrapped around being a wife and a mother, and that’s pretty much it. If a woman doesn’t fulfill any of these two roles, she’ll end up angry and frustrated!
Disturbingly Glamorous Photos of Kids Smoking
This photo gallery is named “The beauty of an ugly addiction” and is work of Frieke Janssens, advertising photographer that lives and works in Belgium. These shocking and deeply disturbing images present children smoking and are created to raise people’s awareness on the problem of smoking. The artist is probably trying to say that adults who smoke are like children who can’t willfully decide whether or not to partake in this horribly harmful habit. I only hope that the photos below are photoshoped and aren’t really kids who smoke cigarettes, cigarillos, the ones with white and without filters.
The Ten Worst Tanning Disasters Ever
Do you love tanning in the sun or are you more of a person who visits tanning studios? Whatever your favorite way of getting nice brown tan is, you should know that if after your trip to solarium or a day out and tanning at the beach, when you come back home, you realize that your skin looks even remotely like this, you definitely over did it. Here are the ten worst possible examples of unsuccessful and unreasonable tanning, something you don’t want to do for sure. These people really look terrible. especially the old ladies at the beach. Their skin looks awfully dry and in desperate need for some moisturizer. They remind me a bit of dry and overcooked turkey, like a Thanks-giving dinner with my family, yes, a disaster is the right word.
1. Orange Tan
The Invisible Mothers of the Victorian Era in Pictures
Invisible mother, how bizarre is this? Apparently, in the Victorian time, there was a common practice of mother covering her head or the entire body with a piece of clothe, tablecloth or even curtain and then hold her baby really tightly for the photographer to take the best and most focused image possible. Sometimes they would cut the mother out completely from the picture, thus making her part of the background, which actually looked better. In other cases, the mother with the rag on her head remained in the family photo. Here are the images. I really tried to stay impartial, but it was too much. It’s simply too demeaning and it makes me sick.
Gabi Jones Says Junk Food Gives Her Orgasms
Meet Gabi Jones, 25 years old woman originally from Colorado, which gets orgasms from eating junk food. Jones suffers from persistent genital arousal syndrome, a medical condition that causes people to experience orgasms without direct sexual arousal. She first noticed something unusual was happening as she tucked into a tub of ice-cream. ‘My friends thought I was making it up,’ said Miss Jones, of Colorado, ‘I was stunned but in no doubt of what had happened.’
Akodessewa Fetish Market in Togo
Togo’s Akodessewa Fetish Market is recognized as the largest fetish market in the world, a place where Voodoo practitioner can find anything they need for their rituals. The practice of voodoo began in West Africa, before being taken to America by slaves, and in countries like Togo, Ghana, or Nigeria the religion is very much alive. Many people believe healers using animal parts and strange talismans can invoke spirits with their bizarre rituals, and solve their problems. And if there’s one place where voodoo priests can stock up on their creepy supplies, it’s the Akodessewa Fetish Market, in Togo’s capital city, Lome. Just think of it as an outdoor pharmacy where various animal parts, bone statues and herbs take the place of conventional medicine.
Too Pretty For Homework
Do you think your little girls is too pretty to do homework and study? Here are some terrible t-shirts with the worst prints ever for young girls. If you have a daughter and for some weird reason you want to ruin her self confidence and all ambitions for ever having a career and being a successful scientist instead of just being someone’s trophy wife, these prints will help. It’s never to early to start objectifying girls. It will make it much easier to manipulate them later in life if you teach them from the start that pretty girls don’t have to use their brains. For the matter of fact it is even better if they didn’t use it at all.
World’s Craziest Stunts and Daredevils
Crazy stunts and insane daredevils are part of human life since, well, let’s obviously say forever. From the first time someone came up with an idea how to catch other’s attention by doing something ridiculously dangerous and stupid the history of stunts began. Now, it is almost impossible to imagine a movie without stunts or circus shows without crazy daredevils, ready to taste their luck while doing something that no one has ever done before. Here goes amazing list of 25 the craziest stunts and most insane daredevils ever. Enjoy watching, but remember, don’t try this at home! These are trained madmen that get paid for going berserk.
Facemate – the Utterly Damaged Dating Site
How disturbed is dating your own look alike? It is like your dating yourself. How narcissistic you need to be to admit to yourself you would like your partner to look as much like you as possible and then join this totally weird and damaged dating site? Apparently there are quite a few people that prefer waking up beside the spiting image of themselves. In case you’re one of them, feel free to check this site out and maybe you’ll find your face mate and potentially the love of your life, or you can join just to make fun of the weirdos. I try not to be judgmental, but even if it weren’t like you’re dating yourself it would be even worse, like you’re dating your sister/brother. How sick is that?
The Worst Wedding Dresses Ever
Most people think that there’s no such thing as ugly wedding dress, well these people in the images below definitely prove this is a great misconception, because these wedding attires are as hideous as possible and look like a piece of nightmare. There are definitely some things that you should never do or wear on a wedding, like thong dress, and especially if you are the bride.
Paint ball wedding, so classy...
Amazing Diamond and Gold Eye Jewelry
Have you heard of eye jewelry? If you think your eyes aren’t sparkly enough and you really want that pop out effect, maybe this the right thing for you. A company is offering contact lenses fitted with real diamonds and gold. Dubbed ‘eye jewelery’, the bling eyewear sees 18 diamonds studded onto an 18-carat gold plate on a special lens. Created by Shekhar Eye Research in Mumbai, the ‘La SER’ brand lenses can be custom-made at a cost of $15,000 a pair in four designs of diamonds on white gold, diamonds on yellow gold, or just gold or yellow gold.
Top 25 Weirdest Deaths Ever
For some people life is adventure while for others the weird death is just where the fun begins. Dark and twisted as this theme might be, here are the top twenty five weirdest, craziest and most stupid deaths ever.People have been dying in the weirdest places, during the weirdest actions since the beginning of time. Just think how many times while you were doing something ridiculously stupid and dangerous a single thought went through your head “imagine dying while…” feel free to finish the sentence with the dangerous and stupid stuff yourself did. Well, here are some people that were less lucky and had this misfortune to die under some strange, crazy or even funny circumstances and end up on a list on some stupid blog like this.
1. Too much VIAGRA killed the dictator
Nyotaimori -The Body Sushi – Tradition or Simply Sexism
Nyotaimori, “female body presentation”, often referred to as “body sushi,” is the practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the body of a woman, typically naked. Nantaimori refers to the same practice using a male model. This subdivision of food play is originally an obscure Japanese practice that has attracted considerable international media attention.
