1. Super Cool Bra

Triumph, the company behind a number of strangely innovative brassiere designs, just came out with a new undergarment to keep women cool during a hot summer day. The “Super Cool Bra” features built-in gel icepacks in each cup that remain soft while frozen, giving the wearer a “super cool feeling,” according to the Japanese manufacturer. And for whatever reason, the bra is designed to look like a fishbowl. What other bras have alternative purposes? From a bra with hidden pockets to one that double as a gas mask, we run down the most multifunctional underwear.

2. Joey Bra

The Joey Bra, a creation inspired by Facebook posts about women losing their phones at bars and parties the night before, is a bra that features a side strap pocket to keep a “cellphone, ID, and key on the side of your bra with easy access,” according to the company’s website. It does not, however, address the issue of having a rectangular lump sticking out from the wearer’s side when fully dressed. Nor does it accommodate the vast spectrum of sizes in the bra-wearing world: the Joey Bra comes in small, medium, and large, instead of traditional bra sizes.

3. Husband Hunter Bra

This bra, which we have nicknamed the “Anti-Feminism Bra,” is another creation from Triumph, which came up with the undergarment as a solution to Japan’s falling birthrate. The “Konkatsu Bra”—translation: “Marriage Hunting bra”—features a timer showing how many days are left for the wearer to get married, and yes, the countdown timer can be set by the woman, not the company. Once the bra is “set off,” the only way it can be stopped is by inserting an engagement or wedding ring between the cups. There isn’t enough space in this space even to get started on our rant against the “Husband Hunter,” so we’ll remain silent—that is, until the wedding march sounds (no really, the bra actually plays music once a wedding band is inserted).

4. Quit Smoking Bra

Coated in liquid titanium (no joke), this bra releases the scent of lavender to soothe its wearer’s cigarette-smoking urges. It also contains jasmine, which alters the taste of cigarette smoke. And the titanium? “To break down cigarette smoke,” according to the company that released it.

5. Cancer Detection Bra

Probably the most practical bra on the list, the breast cancer-detecting bra is able to discover cancer before a tumor begins growing and also evaluates the effectiveness of treatment, according to developers at the United Kingdom’s University of Bolton. The technology, which relies on a microwave antenna woven into the fabric, can sense any abnormal temperature changes in breast tissue.

6. Gas Mask Bra

A bra that transforms into two gas masks? The inventors of this seemingly impossible gas mask bra won the Ig Nobel Public Health Prize in 2009 for their invention of a brassiere that could double as two gas masks. “You have to be prepared all the time, at any place, at any moment, and practically every woman wears a bra,” said the Ukrainian inventor, who studied the effects of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear disaster for years. She noted that the bra would be useful in many instances, including a riot, freak dust storm, or nuclear disaster.

7. Putting Mat Bra

Some women really, really love to golf. Some women love to golf so much they keep a miniature putting green next to their heart, and their breasts. The “Nice Cup in Bra”, a corset that when removed, serves as a 1.5-meter putting mat. If you’re ever feeling desperate to swing some clubs, and also to get spontaneously topless, remove the bra, unroll the “green,” and simply aim for either one of two cups at the end of it.

8. The Anti-Wrinkle Anti-Bra

While not technically a bra, as it doesn’t have any cups, this “anti-bra” is to be worn at night to ward off cleavage wrinkles. What are cleavage wrinkles? They’re formed between the breasts from old age and sleeping on one’s side. Designed by a Dutch woman who noticed this phenomenon, “La Decollette” is a harness-type top that features two cutouts and a wide strap in the front to keep the area between the ladies wrinkle free.

9. Smart Memory Bra

While using similar technology to the breast cancer-detection bra, the “Smart Memory Bra” detects a woman’s arousal by monitoring breast temperature. When breasts get to a certain “aroused” temperature—whatever that means—the reactive expanding foam cups squeeze the breasts together, creating more cleavage. (We’re continuing to fight back a rant against said “smart” bras…)

10. Photovoltaic-Powered Bra

Yet another Triumph creation, this undergarment has a solar panel attached to it, so you can charge your cellphone, computer, iPhone, etc., as you’re running errands or going for a jog. It also comes with refillable water-filled pouches to drink from, so your bra keeps you hydrated all day long. This sounds like a particularly heavy and dangerous—if, say, the charger and water come in contact with each other…and your breasts—brassiere, but at least it’s made from top-quality organic cotton!
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1. Azealia Banks and Larry David

Harlem-born rapper Azealia Banks has been making waves with her raunchy lyrics and stylish swag. With a growing following, her single “212” landed on dozens of 2011’s year-end best-of lists, and the 20-year-old singer doesn’t seem to be slowing down. So who does this hipster hottie long for? You’d be surprised. “I love Larry David,” Banks tweeted. “Lolol…in that kinda way…” she wrote. Minutes later, she poked fun at her obviously surprising confession and wrote, “Ewww Azealia Banks has an old man fetish ….. Grosss.. I knew that bitch was a weirdo…” Banks revealing her crush for a man 44 years her senior might sound extreme, but check out these other surprising infatuations.

2. Vera Wang and James Franco

Fashion designer Vera Wang has dressed Jessica Simpson, Ivanka Trump, Chelsea Clinton, and countless other celebrities on their wedding days. But who does Wang lust for? Try 127 Hours star James Franco. “He’s a brilliant actor, and the range of his roles astounds me,” she told The New York Times. “He seems to be quite fearless. He’s been my crush since I saw him in Milk. I wish I knew him better.”

3. Carrie Mulligan on Mario Lopez

Drive’s Carrie Mulligan gushed over her celebrity crush — Mario Lopez, er, his character on Saved by the Bell, A.C. Slater. “He hosts a show, and every time, all the way through awards season, every time we did a red carpet and I saw A.C. Slater I was like a complete disaster,” she told the Los Angeles Times. “I went bright red… and they make you stand really close to these people, uncomfortably close, and because of the camera angles and I was always within sort of kissing distance. Every one of my dreams has come true this year, including that,” she confessed about the Extra TV host

4. Osama bin Laden on Whitney Houston

The world’s former Most Wanted Man had a crush of his own: Whitney Houston. Osama bin Laden was vocal about his love for the powerhouse singer, saying he had lusted after her, dreamed of marrying her, and at one point even plotted to murder her husband, Bobby Brown. A sex slave held by bin Laden said he thought the singer was “the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen,” and that he planned to woo her by giving her a mansion he owned in the suburbs of Khartoum. The incredibly racist terrorist also said he would “break his color rule” and make Houston one of his wives.

5. Robert Pattinson on Jane Fonda

While Robert Pattinson may be one of the most lusted-over men in Hollywood, he prefers his women somewhat older. The Twilight star confessed a crush on Barbarella’s Jane Fonda to Elle magazine. “I always liked Jane Fonda,” he said. But Pattinson doesn’t have a chance with the 74-year-old actress — he’s been taken for the past few years, seeing on-screen love interest Kristen Stewart.

6. Adele on Rihanna

British sensation Adele recently revealed that her celebrity crush is of her own breed — another female chart-topper. “If Rihanna wanted me, I’d do it with her. She’s hot,” she admitted at the 2012 BRIT awards. “She had pinstripe flares on. She whipped them off and there were her stunning thighs. I said to all my girlfriends, ‘Are you feeling a bit gay right now?’” But the feeling might be mutual. “Really I came to the BRITS to stalk Adele,” Rihanna said. “It was nothing about the awards or the performance, for me it was just to see Adele again. She doesn’t know the depth of my affection, just the surface. She has no idea.” We would whole-heartedly root for this (romantic or not) celebrity pairing.

7. Frankie Muniz on Rachel McAdams

Malcolm in the Middle’s Frankie Muniz is another star who confessed his love via Twitter. “Have to admit… ‘Morning Glory’ was really good…. Rachel McAdams is still my celebrity crush…” he tweeted. McAdams is seven years his senior, but perhaps he would have better luck if the pair were cast in a movie together, as McAdams has dated two of her on-screen love interests — Ryan Gosling in 2004’s The Notebook, and is now engaged to her Midnight in Paris co-star, Michael Sheen.

8. Rosie Huntington-Whitely on Prince Harry

Transformer 3 star and Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whitely is going steady with action star Jason Statham. But Huntington-Whitely may have her eyes on a younger, and more royal man: “I’m waiting for my proposal from Prince Harry,” she told Live! With Regis and Kelly in 2011. “I keep writing. I think he knows how obsessed I am. Well, he does now. He’s so handsome… Come on Harry!”

9. P!nk on Bruce Lee

Rocker P!nk revealed her crush on an equally badass individual: the late martial artist and actor Bruce Lee. “My celebrity crush growing up was Bruce Lee. He’s amazing, he’s hot, and he can kick people’s asses!” she told Glamour magazine.

10. Justin Bieber on Emma Watson

Finally setting his sights on a woman his own age (almost), Justin Bieber announced that he would “love to take Emma Watson out for dinner.” The Biebs, who in the past has said he fancies Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry, says he appreciates how “grounded” the Harry Potter actress is. “ I love the fact she is one of the biggest female movie stars, but has chosen to go back to college. It shows she is really grounded and normal.” Bieber is dating Selena Gomez, who is almost two years his senior.

11. Russell Brand on Dame Helen Mirren

Before they starred in the 2011 remake of Arthur, Russell Brand admitted he had a crush on would-be co-star Helen Mirren. “There’s something about her that drives me wild. She’s so sexy and enchanting, just look at her form… They’re going to have to hold me back when we start work. I’ll be all over her. I don’t know how I’ll get any work done,” he said of the actress, 30 years his senior. He even went so far as to divulge a fantasy involving Helen bathing him “like a nurse in a nursing home.” Dame Helen responded in saying, “I heard he fancies me. I fancy Russell too. I mean, who can resist a man that looks so good in tight trousers? He’s absolutely lovely.”
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1. Zac Efron

Zac Efron, in Sydney to promote ‘The Lucky One,’ was snapped with his hands down his pants.

2. Hugh Jackman

Perhaps Hugh Jackman thought the black trench, fedora, and sunglasses would conceal his identity enough for him to “adjust” himself without anyone noticing. Anyone, that is, except for his wife, Deborra, and daughter, Ava, with whom he was taking a stroll.

3. David Beckham

In a not-so-family-friendly maneuver, L.A. Galaxy star David Beckham went in for a grab in the middle of match. With all that running around on the field, a bit of adjusting might be necessary, and who knows—the move may have boosted ticket sales.

4. Justin Bieber

Rocking a pair of vintage specs, a leather jacket, and one hand on the goods, “Boyfriend” singer Justin Bieber appeared at The Grove, a popular tourist shopping spot in Los Angeles. Next to two very large gentlemen, Bieber looks bite-size—but we won’t speculate on the size of anything else.

5. Rihanna

RiRi constantly showcases her lady bits on stage in front of thousands of screaming fans. The “We Found Love” singer can often be seen grabbing handfuls of her nearly naked backside, propelling a microphone dangerously close to her nether regions, and unabashedly fondling, well, everything.

6. Chris Brown

Rihanna’s ex, singer Chris Brown, is also prone to frequent public adjusting. In a multitude of settings (our favorite is outside Justin Bieber’s birthday party) the “Turn Up the Music” singer isn’t ashamed to touch the boys in front of a crowd.

7.Fergie

Possibly the most puzzling on our list, Black Eyed Peas frontwoman Fergie was photographed grabbing her—um, well, we have no idea—in a parking lot. Seriously, what is that?!

8. Dustin Hoffman

Dustin Hoffman looks all too enthused to be fondling himself while swimming in this photo snapped by paparazzi. With a large grin and hand deep inside his swim trunks, it’s just another day at the beach for the Meet the Parents actor.

9. Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the sport’s hottest assets. The mega-tanned Portuguese player doesn’t need any help drawing attention to himself, but it seems he can’t help but draw more attention to Ronaldo Jr. On the field and off, Ronaldo can frequently be spotted adjusting whatever’s in those soccer trunks. We wonder what he does in his spare time…
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2. Amy Poehler

3. Bradley Cooper

4. Chace Crawford

5. Jamie Foxx

6. Jane Lynch

7. Jennifer Aniston

8. John Mayer

9. Justin Bieber

10. Kim Kardashian

11. Mariah Carey

12. Mark Salling

13. Selena Gomez

14. Shia Lebeouf

15. Snooki

16. Taylor Lautner

17. Taylor Swift

18. The Situation

19. Tina Fey

20. Vanessa Hudgens

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1. No dying in the Houses of Parliament

Legislation said to prohibit people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted one of the most ludicrous laws in the UK. Apparently, anyone who dies in Parliament is technically entitled to a state funeral and the law is in place to ensure this does not happen.

2. No stamp bearing Queen can be upside down

In England, it is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the Queen upside down. It was probably considered to be some sort of disrespect toward to monarch in the past, and due to English sense for economy and wish not to spend money on bureaucracy, it is still on.

3. England, the promised land for the pregnant

England will become the most popular destination among the pregnant women when they hear about this law. In England, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, even in a policeman’s helmet if she wishes so. This is really great news for all the future moms, because they are known for their bladder weakness.

4. No intercourse on the church steps

In Birmingham, after sundown it is against the law for a man and woman to partake in sexual intercourse on church steps. Therefor, I can only assume that it is perfectly legal during the day, or if the participants aren’t man and woman.

5. The right to bite

This one is unfortunately no longer valid. In England in 1837, if a man kissed a woman against her will, she could legally bit off his nose.

6. No Welsh in Chester

In Chester, the Welsh are banned before sun up and after the sun down.

7. Also, no Scotsman in York

In York, it is legal to kill a Scotsman within the ancient city boundary, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

8. A barrel of rum when you enter London Port

Navy ships that enter London Port must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.

9. Dead whale on the British coast

If a dead whale is found on the British coast, the head is legally the property of the King, and the tail belongs to the Queen – to use the bones for corsets.

10. Bizarre taxi law 1

In London, it is illegal for a City cab to carry rabid dogs or corpses. So, you’re gonna have to find another means of transport if you want to get rid of dead bodies. Also, if you want to take your rabid dog to the vet.

11. Bizarre taxi law 2

In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have plague. If you get plague, you should probably walk to the nearest hospital, because taking a cab might get you in prison. I like how the same rules apply both for dogs and humans.

12. Bizarre taxi law 3

But if you really want to take a cab in some of these situations mentioned above, you can twist your cabdrivers hand by reminding him that according to UK legislation, each city cab must carry a bale of hay at all times.

written by: Sanela Todjeras
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#10: Ninja Golf

We know ninjas mean stealth and sneakiness, but what possible tactical advantage does he get by playing his golf games at night? The answer to this question, by the way, is “None, although no-one will ever see me embarrassing the honor of my family by doing this”. Also, that clearly isn’t a ninja; that’s the guy with the big sword who Indiana Jones shot in that marketplace in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”.

#9: Final Fight

Unfortunately, despite having ‘Fight’ in the name, the game does not offer you to the chance to pit a man who could only be the result of mixing the DNA of Terrence Stamp, Sylvester Stallone, and a Ghost Rider era Nicholas Cage in a battle to the death against a man who looks uncannily like Saddam Hussein or a thin Stalin.

#8: Ico

Thank God that we don’t have to try and work out the plot of this game via the box art, or we’d all be screwed/insanely confused: “So, it’s a young Michael Cera frolicking around the countryside hitting windmills with planks of wood? What about the ghost girl? Does she tell him to ‘use the force’ everytime he misses his target? No, wait that’s Star Wars….this is a dumb game”.

#7: Courier Crisis

Finally, a game that allows you to accurately simulate what happens to Watson at the end of ‘The Reichenbach Fall’. Was the eponymous courier responsible for preventing Watson from reaching Sherlock in time? Probably not, seeing as this game was made in the early 2000’s by a person who, when they researched about this game, evidently confused ‘couriers’ with ‘wrestlers’. Although, if you live in NYC, you’ll all know that this game is completely based on real-life.

#6: Checkers

On the advice of our lawyers, we aren’t going to make any jokes or insinuate that the older guy in this image is finding more joy in the company of that child than is legally allowed in all states, apart from Alabama and Georgia. You’d have thought King Arthur would object to this as well, but let’s face: that guy looks a bit of a dick, and also, just like Sean Connery.

#5: Bust-A-Move 2

Anybody who knows their Doctor Who history will instantly know that this box art is an exact representation of what the title sequence for the original 1963 series starring William Hartnell was going to look like. However, the bigwigs at the BBC objected (for some reason) at a couple of things, namely the screaming purple face which makes the pictured head look like an oversized blackcurrant, the matchsticks which are holding his guys open (obviously a makeshift homage to A Clockwork Orange), and of course, the fact that in the background there are several more clones of this hideous scene. Pussies.

#4: Ultima V

Remember that dickhead knight who looks like Sean Connery from the paedo-tastic Checkers game above? Well, karma seems to have got him because by the looks of it, he’s about to have the flesh stripped from his bones by the Knights Who Say ‘Ni’. Or some owls in big flowy capes. Whichever, really. Although that frightened worried stance he’s taking might be a result of the electric sparkling probe that lady seem to be trying to insert into his bottom.

#3: Mega Man 2

So many questions need asking of this, so we’ll just lead straight into them. Is the plot of this game focused on Mega Man trying to rescue the rest of his suit from an evil laundrette owner, hence why he only appears to be wearing a sleeve? Has he teamed-up with Iron Man, what with the bright silver suit and everything? Why is he being watched by a giant brain on an altar and an Angry Birds-esque head rendition of the Cheshire Cat? WHY IS HIS ARM A BOWLING PIN?

#2: Super Man

No, it isn’t. Anyone who buys this thinking this is, like, Superman: The Early Years needs to stop deluding themselves right now. From what we can deduce, this game is about Alan Rickman being stalked by the robot from Lost in Space in the middle of Stonehenge, his character trait of which is to fire his gun into the air wildly at random intervals. Also, there’s clearly no ‘S’ on his suit. D- for accuracy.

#1: Ninja Scooter Simulator

Quite frankly, what other game could have reached the top spot of this list? We could spend literally all day poking through this image and dredging up all of the oddities. For instance, where does he hold his sword when he’s riding? Do the handlebars have spikes on as well? And where does he buy those phat rims, from P Diddy’s garage sale? But, we like this game too much to hurt it. We’ll be on eBay looking for a copy if anybody wants us.

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1. Anyone that makes a comfortable seat:

2. Anyone that does this:

3. Anyone that makes a good mirror:

4. Anyone that is also an extra layer of clothing:

5. Anyone that that pays this much attention to his/her friend’s grooming:

6. Anyone that is a fraaaand:

7. Anyone that kisses someone only when they’re not paying attention:

8. Anyone that goes on national television like this:

9. Anyone that hover hands this badly:

10. Anyone that is also a bridge:

11. Anyone that gets shut down via text message:

12. Anyone that helps you try on clothes:

13. Anyone that lives here:

14. Anyone that makes a good table:

15. Anyone that makes a good human suitcase:

16. Anyone that is Superman:

17. Anyone that is depressed over piggy back rides:

18. Anyone that knows this person:

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If you’re interested in looking for your soul mate through these kind of sites, abut you’d still like to save some time, here goes a list of the most alternative dating sites, giving you your more realistic options.

1. For Nerds

Video Gamer Dating

If you are a gamer and you are interested in finding your perfect match, Video Gamer Dating is the right place for you! Finding a partner who shares your obsession with video games would take away all the tension that appears when you have to pause your favorite game just to spend some “quality time” with your partner. By dating a gamer, you can share your passion for games and have fun, just like these two payed models in the picture. I’m wondering which is the ratio of men and women here?

Single Booklovers

IF your single and love reading, Single Booklovers will find you your perfect match! If you really love reading books, chances are you spent too much time on your own between closed walls and didn’t have the chance to develop your people skills or meet your soul mate. No worries! This site will help you with your intellectual chemistry.

MaiOtaku

Mai Otaku is a special dating site designed for people who love anime and manga drawings. This site has an advanced matchmaking system that selects potential partners based on their favorite styles of anime and manga. I don’t want to sound racist, but somehow I feel there are a lot of Asians here!

2. For Vampires

Vampire Lestat Dating

Vampire Lestat Dating has some really hot girls that will get your heart racing, or it won’t because you’re a vampire, right?

CyberGoth Dating

This site is owned and operated by the same mind behind the Vampire Lestat site, but with two major differences: the prominence of neon green and the audio introduction that sounds as if an alien is attempting to talk you out of an erection. It works. Expect to enter a brave-new world of colorful romantic encounters, provided that the color is neon green.

Vampire Rave

Vampire Rave is the social networking website for vampires and goths. They stake theirs claim as home for real vampires across the globe. If you’re looking for a darker gothic or vampire social network, you’ve found it.

3. For the Shameless

Marry Me Sugar Daddy

Aging, lonely men with vast fortune rarely have trouble attracting twenty-something gold diggers with zero brains, self-respect and ambitions which they compensate with amazing bodies. The process of these two groups finding each others seem so natural and spontaneous. Still, there are girls out there who thought that the process of finding their sugar daddy wasn’t easy enough, so they decided to make this dating site. At least they are honest about their intentions.

Anastasia Date

What is more sexy than a desperate woman from Russia or Ukraine which can barely understand you and is probably kept at a gunpoint and thus forced to talk to you? Let the enigmatic Anastasiadate.com trot out a long list of Russian women whose circumstances have somehow led them to a life of forced pen-pal exchanges and awkward phone calls

Ashley Madison

Can you believe that there is an actual matchmaking community for adulterers? I’m not even going to comment on this one! People, there is a divorce, you know? You don’t have to cheat on your partner. You can leave him/her and find a new one.

Further Alternatives

Product Reviews

Why waste time registering with mysterious new networks or services when so many singles are scattering their fierce opinions willy-nilly in front of every online transaction you make? User reviews are the perfect place to find people who share your tastes in DVDs or ironic t-shirts, as well as your passion for debit card transactions. Getting started is so easy! Just decide how many stars out of five you would rate Star Wars: Episode 1—The Phantom Menace 3D, then find any of the other reviewers who agree with your choice of zero.

YouTube Comments

Try finding your soul mate among many comments under your favorite YouTube video. What, the hack! You can even post a response video in which you’ll boldly state your interests. Don’t be afraid to show some skin in it too. Ladies, can show a bra strap; it’ll look dynamite in a thumbnail.

This Article

Who knows… Maybe, by the end of this article you find yourself mysteriously attracted to the author of this article, due to her great sense of humor and sense of honor which which is expressed by confessing plagiarism; because the article that you’ve just read was completely inspired by this article. I promise I’ll never do this again!

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Our Femme Fatale is a French model-actress who just happens to be the new Bond girl in this fall’s Skyfall.

2. Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel is a beautiful South African model that works for the Victoria’s Secret. She is known for her ravishing blue eyes, blond hair and voluptuous breasts.

3. Liu Wen

Liu Wen is a Chinese fashion model. She is the first model of East Asian descent to walk the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. In 2010, she became a face of Estée Lauder.

4. Jessica Paré

Jessica Paré is a Canadian film and television actress. She has appeared in the films like Wicker Park (2004), Hot Tub Time Machine (2010), and plays Megan on the fourth season of the American TV series Mad Men.

5. Joan Smalls

Joan Smalls is a Puerto Rican model, born in 1988, and is another hot Latina that will win our hearts. Also she is my personal favorite in this list.

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Well, Dario D. probably felt this way too and in 2010 he took up a project called “Fast Food – Ads Vs. Reality”, and as you can see in the images below the results were “surprisingly unsurprising”. But, to make the competition fair, he determined some basic rules – the lighting in the picture of the real burger or taco he bought has to be as good as the light in the ad, the quality of picture also has to be the same and he must show the most attractive angles of the food he bought, or otherwise it won’t be valid.

We all knew in advance what were results going to be – a big disappointment, but it is almost always that way when you compare the advertisement and reality. I would like to point out here that this was not intended as a part of “fast food is shit, you shouldn’t be eating it”, but quite opposite, the point of this whole project was to complain about the size of the burgers and tacos, because the author really loves eating junk food and thinks it can taste really good.
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1. Taribo West

2. Abel Xavier

3. Tiger Woods

4. Dennis Rodman

5. Spencer Hawes

6. Jennifer Capriati

7. Andre Agassi

8. Brandon Jennings

9. Tom Brady

10. Pete Rose

11. Carlos Valderrama

12. Latrell Sprewell

13. Dwayne Schintzius

14. Jason Kidd

15. Chris “Birdman” Anderson

16. Mike Piazza

17. Randy Johnson

18. Andrei Kirilenko

19. Bacary Sagna

20. Boobie Gibson

21. Anthony Mason

22. Paul Jones

23. Andrew Bogut

24. Bronson Arroyo

25. Roberto Baggio

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1. Pork

This is a bit confusing is the pork the one I love, or is the one I love pork?

2. Fat Warning

If this doesn’t reach those parents of poor fat children living a joyless childhood, I don’t know what could!

3. Trust me, I have beagles

Beagles make everybody look more trustworthy, right? I’d hire this guy.

4. Religious Gas

Like it wasn’t bad enough they wrote that Jesus drove a SUV, they had to add that Mohammed pumped his gas as well!

5. Hard Core Elegance

I’m not sure what screams hard core elegance more – is it the blood dripping sword in the bottom of the billboard, or is it the shirtless man with a jaguar on diamond leash.

6. The Blood of Christ at Boobies Bungalow

Brothers and sisters, come all to Big Jim’s Boobie Bungalow, it’s OK, because Jesus Christ has saved us all and cleaned us from our sins. His sacrifice would be in vain if we didn’t make any sins so he could be able to save us from them.

7. Christian Marketing

Just a reminder…

8. Stop Feeding Your Kids!

Feeding your kids is child abuse, can’t you see that?

9. Yes Way!

10. Meth Abuse

This is really shocking, but I’m afraid that it is pointless. It will only disgust people on they daily ride to work, while the addicts won’t even have a glance at this billboard.

11. Huh?

Wait, what? Can anyone explain this, please?

12. Big Hits!

Yes, I can see, they are really big.

13. Think about it

Well, yes I was just planning to rape a child, but this profound billboard made me stop and think about it, so decided no to do it after all. Children thank to those who put this sign.

14. Say no to milk

Milk is to blame for your autism, that is if you have one.

15. Fail!

Oh, this is one cute baby, let’s eat it!

16. Counter-marketing

Republicans are getting worse at marketing.

17. Still Virgin?

There is hope. Do not despair.

18. My mom’s going to kill me

These anti-abortion campaigns are getting even more ridiculous.

19. Republican Billboard

The republicans managed to do it again, they created the most idiotic billboard.

20. Improved Nomad

We’ll help you be the best nomad you possibly can, just take off those awful glasses that you apparently don’t need at all, and do something with your hair. That is one handsome little nomad there.

21. King of Beer

Jesus turned water into crappy beer – it’s a miracle!

22. Where is he from?

You all remember that absurd affair dealing with Obama’s birth certificate.

23. More Guns!

This is just what we need, advertising guns and shooting, because there aren’t enough incompetent people with guns already.

24. Oh, Mona Lisa!

Oh, Mona Lisa! What have you been doing? Honestly speaking, I always had my suspicions about her, and that “mysterious” smile of hers…

25. Thanks Pedro!

You’re always a weiner at Pedro’s!

26. Negative Stereotypes

Negative stereotypes are hilarious! Right?

27. Sperm says…

Well, if abortion is murder, masturbation must be genocide!

28. Kool-aid

Mmmm! I love cult punch! Wait, you are selling me cult kool-aid right??

29. Sexist Bus

Seriously? Did that bus survive till lunch break?

30. Rebecca Black

Please, no more Rebecca Black!
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1. Longest Bikini Parade

October 2: In Queensland, Australia, 357 participants strutted along a stretch of GoldCoast in two-piece swimwear. Where was I when this was happening? Someone should have let me know that’s on.

2. The Longest Tongue in California

September 15: Chanel Tapper’s measures 3.8 inches from tip to top lip. (The world record is held by a man in the UK, just .06 inches longer, but it’s not that sexy.)

3. Most People Taking A Shower Together

August 13: A group of 152 men and women lathered up on Bournemouth Beach in the UK, breaking the previous American record of 145. It’s time for America to take over again.

4. World’s Largest Skinny Dip

June 19: Almost 400 people took a swim at Wales’ Rhossili Beach to help raise money for Marie Curie Cancer Care. Well, this is perverseness with good cause and we of course support it, because of both things.

5. Most Inter-Species Sex Acts Drawn In Three Minutes

June 18: Eve Weinberg illustrated four sex scenes during a Manhattan fundraiser for the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research. Nothing weird here.

6. World’s Largest Bra

October 28: The Breast Cancer Campaign displayed a 1222B cup on London’s ITV Southbank Tower. Another humanitarian action that is supposed to raise breast cancer awareness. And, of course, we support this vigorously.

7. Most People In A Single Pair Of Panties

November 17: 57 people fit in the same pair of undies at the London Docklands. I don’t think this was part of any cancer awareness campaign or anything like that, but they surely got world’s attention. It’s such a shame they didn’t have anything to tell us. Maybe, their message is that we should try harder to get in other people’s panties. In which case, we support this action even more vigorously.

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1. Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is the king of failure in 2011! It all started with his notorious interview when he confessed he’s a genius alien capable of taking more drug than any human being. The rest is history.

2. Tyra Banks

I mistakenly believed that celebrities look good, because that is pretty much their job – to look hot and sexy and to make everyone else feel bad about himself. Tyra is really beautiful and attractive girl, but here she looks really ridiculous. I’m wondering if she actually bit that mic latter on.

3. Mel Gibson

Yeah, Mel Gibson also lost it this year, or was it last year? I’m not really sure, but they say he has some serious drinking issues that are caused with his lasting obsession with the Jews. He seems to be very preoccupied and anxious about this topic. The Masons are all around him!

4. Courtney Stodden

Help! Please, let someone help this unfortunate girl. She’s having a seizure! Oh, no, wait… she’s just trying to look sexy. Coutney, you’re doing it wrong!

5. Mickey Rourke

I’ve finally accepted that he doesn’t look good anymore, but this is simply too much! Mickey, you’re breaking my heart. Please, stop ruining my memories of you in the 9 and 1/2 weeks with these scary and gruesome pictures.

6. Michele Bachmann

This year will be remembered for Michele Bachmann and her crazy eyes and of course the vast amount of meme that exploded and literary ruled the internet in 2011.

7. Ali Lohan

Ali is going in her older sister’s footsteps, a beauty that turns into beast. There must be something that runs in the family.

8. Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson never breaks his character. He’s now only and exclusively Edward Cullen, the shinny vampire.

9. Sylvester Stallone

He looks so horrible in this picture, it’s like they’ve taken a picture of Rocky the moment he finished his fight, or is it Rambo the moment he just arrived from Vietnam.

10. Amy Winehouse

I know there are many fans of deceased artist that will probably feel insulted by this image, but we can’t close our eyes in front of the fact that she had really big drinking problem. It is so obvious, considering the fact that she died of alcohol poisoning. She looks really scary.

11. Axl Rose

Why did he ever in the God’s name come back? He should have simply enjoyed in his old fame, he would still be a legend and everyone would remember him as an awesome musician and great looking dude. But, now we have this image on our minds when someone says Axl Rose! Terrible!

12. Steven Tyler

Another run-down rock musician. It is really difficult for me to look at the people that used to be my childhood heroes and to see them now fallen so low and so fast.

13. Jo Calderon (aka Lady Gaga)

Just when we all thought Lady Gaga couldn’t possibly manage to make herself appear even uglier and less attractive, she surprises us all, by dressing up as a smelly redneck guy.

14. Lindsay Lohan

This image reminds me why I wasn’t interested in looking at her nude photos that she took for Playboy Magazine. Somehow, I’m scared of what I might see. If there is one celebrity that screams “Drugs are bad!” than that’s definitely Lindsay.

15. Gwyneth Paltrow (via “Contagion)

This Gwyneth Paltrow image is even scarier than the whole Sodherberg’s movie. They were probably counting of terrifying look of a not-so-gracious aging actress without any make-up on her drained face.

16. Richard Simmons’s alter ego that is part Black Swan, part Lady Gaga

This is too disturbing to comment.

17. Snooki

Like watching Jersey Shore wasn’t brain damaging enough and it didn’t produce enough life-scared teenagers that will never be normal again, this photo had to appear. The year of 2011 was really rough.

18. Carrot Top

Oh, the horror! Please, look away.

19. Russel Brand

This is the picture that really captures his personality. It’s screaming “I’m a doushebag!” And his loving sweetheart…

20. Katy Perry

Katy looks like she sat on something, or someone stuck something really sharp up her rear. Her eyes will pop out!

21. Deena from Jersey Shore

Here’s more nightmare material brought to us by Jersey Shore! Thanks…

22. Iggy Pop

Let’s be honest, no one looks at his best in a close up picture, but Iggy Pop looks really bad. This is deeply disturbing. I should probably label this article as featuring NSFW content. There might be quite a few traumatized children.
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My sister says that the fact that a man is so successful working like a female model is just a proof of her theory that all fashion designers are gays or even misogynists and that all of them hate everything about female body. I have to admit it makes sense. Just look at those models, they look more like teenage boys than women.

Sorry to break it to them, but women have curves, and it’s not fat, disgusting nor beefy. It’s actually the opposite of that. Just look at Scarlett Johansson or Sofía Vergara and you’ll see what I’m talking about. Men love them and their voluptuous curves, and because of these frustrated fashion jerks, women hate their bodies.

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1. Karate Kyle

We’ll start with Karate Kyle, just to warm up the hearts of all those poor geeks who have been molested in their high school. Karate Kyle is a symbol of retaliation for all of them. Those bullies will think twice before picking up on some poor nerd.

2. Baby Godfather

Awww… Isn’t he just adorable so upset, in that little tuxedo, pointing his chubby little finger down and giving blunt orders filled with anger and threats to some unseen member of his mob crew?

3. Obama “Not Bad”

The third picture with Obama having a “not bad” face expression was taken on May 24, 2011, when they were visiting the Queen of England at Buckingham Palace. It soon became insanely popular and was even turned into a comic. Then it was posted under images depicting all sorts of inappropriate situations, when the last thing you would expect to hear from the president and his first lady is “not bad”!

4. Pepper Spray Cop

In an image that has in many ways become emblematic of the “Occupy Wall Street” movement, a police officer named Lt. John Pike was snapped blithely spraying pepper spray directly into the faces of student protesters at UC Davis. The incident occurred on November 18th, and within days, the photo was everywhere online, with Pike and his pepper spray being placed into a variety of different settings.

5. Megyn Kelly

While the whole pepper spray cop was at it’s peak, a sub-meme emerged when Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly said that pepper spray is essentially a food product. The result was galore of meme showing her picture with captions casually dismissing other abusive or violent behavior:

6. First World Problems

“First World Problems” meme refer to complaints and frustrations that are minor and insignificant compared to those issues facing people in the Third World. We prefer calling them “white whines” … and they were inevitably followed by…

7. Third World Success

Here you can see an African child that is insanely happy about something and is dancing and celebrating some small victory. That immediately made us wonder what could possibly he be happy for? And of course, the most morbid ideas came to our mind, like the one above, for example.

8. Nope, Chuck Testa

The best taxidermist alive, Chick Testa, fools many people into believe that his stuffed animals are alive, driveing cars, etc. People simply loved this low-cost ad, and it went viral and became ridiculously popular.

It wasn’t long until the first parody of Testa appeared on Reddit, and introduced the now-familiar formula: A photo in which someone or something appeared to be alive, but was then revealed to be manipulated by Chuck Testa.

9. Steve Buscemi’s Eyes

It all started with someone putting the eyes of the actor Steve Buscemi on Justin Bieber:

… it spread like wildfire from there. Soon there wasn’t a celebrity who’s eyes weren’t “buscemised“…
and this idiot even got a tattoo:

10. The Bill O’Reilly Meme

When Bill O’Reilly recently spoke with David Silverman, the man who calls himself the President of American Atheists, he made one of the biggest gaffes he’s ever spoken, and it caused so much ridicule that an entire meme came out of it.

O’Reilly: “I’ll tell you why [religion is] not a scam, in my opinion,” he told Silverman. “Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain why the tide goes in.”

Putting thousands or years of work from astronomers, oceanographers, and scientists to shame, O’Reilly throws his insight into the mix, claiming the existence of God to be proven through the inexplicable nature of the tides of the ocean.

11. Angry Vancouver Fan

This meme features a picture of a man named Jason Li wearing a Vancouver Canucks shirt, holding a hockey stick, in front of the shattered windows of a BMO Financial Group building. The picture was taken after the 7th game of the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals where the Boston Bruins defeated the Canucks 4-0, making the Bruins the victors of the series. Angry Vancouver fans then rioted in the streets.

12. Zuckerberg Note Pass

The Zuckerberg Note Pass is a series of screenshots taken from the 2010 film The Social Network, in which Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg opens a note that was passed to him by a girl in class. The first panel is of thegirl looking at him in disgust, the second is the note, the final is Zuckerberg’s (as played by Jesse Eisenberg in the film) reaction. Like this:

13. Scumbag Everything

It all started with Scumbag Steve, but then it had so many different variations, it feels like it’s been around for years. Blake Boston, a white guy rapper had a picture of himself that his mom took of him poking through a door. He was helping his mom with an art project for a class she was taking. In the picture, he looks like he’s about to ask for a favor, and once Reddit got a hold of it (well, mainly /r/Trees, Reddit’s leading Marijuana section and /r/AdviceAnimals, a section that became HUGE this year) they just kinda went nuts with the picture.

But who is Scumbag Steve?

Scumbag Steve (not Blake Boston, the guy from the original image, but Scumbag Steve) is that guy we all knew in High School (or unfortunately know in “real life”) who was the biggest inconsiderate, ignorant, egotistical, idiotic, mooching, freeloading, all-talk-no-walk, would-ruin-at-least-one-thing-at-parties tough guy who looked exactly like Blake Boston.

So many of us know someone so unreliable, and downright horrible, though, that after the Scumbag Steve was huge, the hat he’s wearing in the picture started being put onto foreign objects which, then, would become scumbags themselves.

Scumbag Universe

14. Student and Teacher Macros

A number of new “advice animal”-style memes appeared in 2011, all of them referencing the common, shared experiences of students. Some focused on stereotypes or typical behavior of fellow students, while others took direct aim at educations, critiquing the job performance or irritating habits of teachers. (Many of these refer back to themes common in all the “Scumbag Memes” discussed elsewhere on this list.) Here’s just a sample of some of these student or teacher-based image macros:

College Freshman

The captions poke fun at the naive and immature behavior commonly associated with students just entering college.

Female College Freshman

A sibling of the “College Freshman” meme, these images feature what appears to be a happy, smiling new female college student. The captions reflect and mock her lack of experience in the adult world, particularly as concerns sex and dating.

Unhelpful High School Teacher

Sad First-grader

He seems really troubled… More of these here.

15.Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses

And then there were celebrity noses turned into teenage mutant ninja turtles! Like this:

16. Internet Husband

The photo – with its unfortunately relateable depiction of a girlfriend/wife feeling ignored in favor of the computer – first started making the Internet rounds back in the Spring of 2011.

17. Hipster Meme

This is actually a hipster mermaid Ariel, which is a sub-meme for the whole hipster meme group. Obviously, the whole last year, we were making fun of hipsters.

18. Bear Grylls Meme

Bear Grylls has become a household name and is a synonym for “the guy that drinks his own piss”. It’s gone beyond the point of no return.  A stuff like this begun appearing:

19. Conspiracy Theory Keanu Reeves

Call me crazy, but he seems to be on to something here!

2o. Oblivious Suburban Mom

I simply love this one. The oblivious suburban mom is so hot, yet not aware of it, her teenage son’s friends are drooling all over her and calling her MILF, and she of course has no idea what that means, but thinks they are really friendly. She keeps wondering how come each day after her kids go to a party a flu strikes, and they spend the whole next day puking and simply can’t figure out why her son hides his plants and flowers in his room.

21. Grandma finds the Internet

Grandma finds internet or Internet Grandma Surprise, or sometimes just “grandma meme”, is an image macro series featuring an elderly woman looking at a laptop computer screen surprised by what she finds on the internet. The overlaid text generally centers around reactions to questionable internet content, several of which imply she is looking at various shock sites.

22. PTSD Clarinet Boy

PTSD Clarinet Boy is an image macro series based on a photo of a redheaded boy in music band uniform holding a clarinet. Superimposed onto the back of his head, the image of the uniformed boy gazing afar gives an impression that the boy is thinking about the past, hence the captions typically emulate the first-person accounts of a war veteran suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

23. Ordinary Muslim Man

Ordinary Muslim Man is an advice animal image macro series featuring a smiling man wearing a Muslim taqiyah hat. The images are typically accompanied by bait-and switch captions with an initial statement that can be perceived as anti-American, followed by a phrase the renders the statement innocuous.

Since 2011 was so crazy when it comes to meme and internet crazy trends, it is impossible to address them all here. I hope you’ve enjoyed this 23 most popular meme in this internet obsessed year. In the introduction I’ve mentioned Charlie Sheen, Rebecca Black and berserk concern with planking, owling, stocking and other internet crazes, but unfortunately, we didn’t manage to squeeze all that in one article. Hopefully you’ll keep reading stuff on artsyspot. To be continued…

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1. Hunting Season is On

Can you believe that someone would actually put a price tag on something like this? Some people really can’t appreciate true artwork when they see it.

2. Fluffy White Christmas

Awww… What can possibly be cutter than three fluffy white kittens playing with wrapping ribbons under a Christmas tree? How about anything!

3. 3D Christmas Teddy

I responsibly claim that there isn’t uglier than a 3D Christmas sweater, except probably, a 3D Christmas sweater with a dumb teddy bear.

4. Gingerbread Fever

Isn’t this just adorable? It has gingerbread buttons, and a little gingerbread house with gingerbread men floating all around it! Suddenly, I feel like I could have a glass of milk.

5. Christmas Tree Sweater

You don’t have to bother buying a Christmas Tree, and agonize while bringing it in the house, and then cleaning your home from the tree needles that somehow manage to appear everywhere. You can simply wear this shit instead and everyone will think you’re a tree.

6. Christmas – Back to Black

Is there anything more cheerful than black? This tragically ugly piece shows a sophisticated balance of ugliness and dullness. A true must-have, since 1982!

7. And His Twin Brother

Here’s another cheerful example of Christmas themed sweaters with a one-legged soldier, probably the Nutcracker and tragically depressed and suicidal Russian ballerina. If you somehow end up with Tchaikovsky stuck in your head, all the better.

8. Ugliest Turtleneck

And just when you think a turtleneck with a red-hat snowman and a warm cottage covered in snow, couldn’t possibly look bad, this horrific thing appears and proves that everything can be tacky, you just need to be persistent enough and repeat it ridiculous amount of times.

9. Reason For The Season

If this doesn’t give you good enough reason for the season, I don’t know what would -a three dimensional baby Jesus with actual straws on a red sweater with yellow letters weirdly similar to graphics used on propaganda posters in the old Soviet Union.

10. Blue Skier’s Dream

This traditional blue sweater with skiers in the impossible positions will cheer up each real snow enthusiast.

11. Red Acrylic Monster

This ugly red acrylic Christmas sweater is luckily available in XL, XXL, XXXL sizes as well that way you can torture all your friends and family members, no matter how big they are.

12. Large-headed Reindeer

This is one of the best ugly Christmas sweater moments – you take up a mildly ugly sweater and turn it into cosmic despicable sweater by attaching more tacky shit on it, like, in this case, a huge-headed red-nose reindeer with a crown between his antlers. If you’re interested in buying this precious piece of holiday craze, you can do that here.

That was our list of top 12 worst Christmas sweaters ever. I hope you enjoyed it and maybe even found some ideas for Christmas presents for some of your friends and family members you enjoy torturing. You’re welcome!

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1. William Hartnell

William Hartnell is the first Doctor, the initial incarnation of the protagonist of the long-running BBC television science-fiction series Doctor Who. He was proudly playing this role from 1963 to 1966, and he even reprised the role in the tenth anniversary story The Three Doctors in 1973. The first episode was named The Unearthly Child.

This first outing of the Doctor Who set foot for in 1963 to our TV screens and it truly shows the roots of the iconic series Doctor Who will become.

2. Patrick Troughton

The First Doctor grew progressively weaker while battling the Cybermen during the events of The Tenth Planet and eventually collapsed, seemingly from old age. His body renewed itself and transformed into the Second Doctor. Initially, the relationship between the Second Doctor and his predecessor was unclear. In his first story, the Second Doctor referred to his predecessor in the third person as if he were a completely different person. His companions Ben and Polly are at first unsure how to treat him and it is only when a Dalek recognises him that they accept that he’s the Doctor.

3. Jon Pertwee

The Third Doctor was a suave, dapper, technologically-oriented, and authoritative man of action, who not only practised Venusian Aikido (or Karate), but enjoyed working on gadgets and riding all manner of vehicles, such as the Whomobile and his pride and joy, the canary-yellow vintage roadster nicknamed “Bessie,” a construct which featured such modifications as a remote control, dramatically increased speed capabilities and even inertial dampeners.

4. Tom Baker

The Fourth Doctor was portrayed by Tom Baker from the 1974 to 1981, and remains the longest-lived incarnation of the Doctor in the show’s on-screen history, counting both the classic and modern series.

5. Peter Davison

After Tom Baker, the Fourth Doctor, and the BBC had announced that he was leaving the role, the show’s producers decided that the next Doctor was to be played by someone who presented something of a physical contrast to Baker and by an actor who was already firmly established in the British public’s mind. Peter Davison was chosen due to his critically acclaimed role as Tristan Farnon in the BBC series All Creatures Great and Small which had Doctor Who producer John Nathan-Turner as line producer.

The Fifth Doctor’s era was notable for a “back to basics” attitude, in which “silly” humour (and, to an extent, horror) was kept to a minimum, and more scientific accuracy was encouraged by the producer, John Nathan-Turner. It was, at times, a darker and grittier series, in part for seeing the death of one of his companions, Adric. It was also notable for the reintroduction of many of the Time Lord’s enemies, such as the Master, Cybermen, Omega (a founding-father of Gallifrey), the Black and White Guardians, and the Silurians.

6. Colin Baker

Although his televisual time on the series was comparatively brief (1984-1986) and turbulent, Baker has continued as the Sixth Doctor in Big Finish’s range of original Doctor Who audio adventures. The Sixth Doctor was an unpredictable and somewhat petulant egoist, whose garish, multicolored attire reflected his volatile personality. He was both portentous and eloquent, even for the Doctor – of whom he saw himself as the finest incarnation yet – and his unpredictability was made even wilder by his mood swings, manic behavior, bombastic outbursts and glib, unflappable wit. His personality also displayed occasionally fatalistic overtones.

7. Sylvester McCoy

The seventh incarnation of Doctor Who was portrayed by the actor Sylvester McCoy from 1987 to 1989, and made appearance again in 1996 movie before the character was replaced by the Eighth Doctor. In his first series, the Seventh Doctor started out as a comical character, mixing his metaphors (“Time and tide melt the snowman,” for example), playing the spoons, and making pratfalls, but later started to develop a darker nature and raised the profound question of who the Doctor actually is. The Seventh Doctor era is noted for the cancellation of Doctor Who after 26 years. It is also noted for the Virgin New Adventures, a range of original novels published from 1992 to 1997, taking the series beyond the television serials.

8. Paul McGann

The Eighth Doctor made his first television appearance in the 1996 Doctor Who television movie. Within the series’ narrative, the Doctor is a centuries-old alien, a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey, who travels in time in his TARDIS, frequently with companions. When the Doctor is critically injured, he can regenerate his body but in doing so gains a new physical appearance and with it, a distinct new personality. McGann portrays the eighth such incarnation, a passionate, enthusiastic and eccentric character.

9. Christopher Eccleston

The appearance of the Ninth Doctor marked the regular return of the character to television screens after nearly sixteen years (in 2005), and as a result for many young fans and new viewers he was the first Doctor they had ever seen. He was introduced without any information on his recent past; though it is implied in “Rose” that he may have recently regenerated – the Doctor looking in a mirror and commenting on his ears as though he hadn’t seen them before – the exact circumstances of that change are unclear.

10. David Tennant

Tennant has expressed enthusiasm about fulfilling his childhood dream. He remarked to an interviewer for GWR FM, “Who wouldn’t want to be the Doctor? The Tenth Doctor generally displays a light-hearted, talkative, easy-going, witty and cheeky manner, but repeatedly demonstrates a vengeful and unforgiving streak as well. He has a tendency to babble, mixing apparent nonsense with vital information, sometimes acting erratically to put his enemies off-guard. He is prone to making comments that to outsiders seem obtuse or rude, sometimes to his own embarrassment.

11. Matt Smith

The Eleventh Doctor first appears in the final minutes of The End of Time (2010) when his previous incarnation regenerates. Matt Smith’s portrayal of the Doctor has met with positive critical reception. Martin Anderson of Shadowlocked claimed Matt Smith to be the best Doctor since “Tom Baker practically redefined the character in the 1970s”

So, who do you think is the best Who? Which one is your favorite incarnation of Doctor Who? Who played him best? My absolute favorite is David Tennant, probably because of his enthusiasm for the part or his numerous catchphrases. Feel free to speak up.

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1. Jon Stewart

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”

2. Jim Gaffigan

“Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’”

3. Stephen Colbert

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.”

4. Kevin James

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

5. Jack Handey

“If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ‘Boy, these are good cigars!’”

6. Jay Leno

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”

7. Johnny Carson

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.”

8. George Carlin

“We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.”

9. Greg Proops

“Ever since you’re little you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’”

10. Andre Kelley

“This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.”

11. Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Thanksgiving

10. “You ran out of booze by 11 a.m.”
9. “Most frequently used word at dinner: Heimlich”
8. “Meal was leftovers from last Thanksgiving”
7. “Thanks to new electric knife, kids fought over wishbone and your severed thumb”
6. “The ‘turkey’ was wearing a dog collar”
5. “Spent day in Times Square waiting for the giant turkey to drop”
4. “Woke up from tryptophan-induced sleep to find yourself naked in the driveway”
3. “When dinner came out, so did your son”
2. “Laura and the twins lock you out”
1. “Your turkey dinner was the only breast you’ve touched all year”

12. Conan O’Brien

“The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, “I don’t need a pardon. I need a job.”

13. Greg Behrendt

“I love to eat. That’s why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don’t walk away from a meal hurting, I didn’t do it right. If I don’t walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I’ve been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn’t do it right.”

14. Larry Omaha

“My mother won’t celebrate Thanksgiving. She says it represents the white man stealing our land. But she’s not angry, she figures, ‘What the hell, we’re taking it back one casino at a time.’”

15. Hari Kondabolu

“I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it’s not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving — that’s just spitting on the graves, isn’t it?”

16. Erin Gibson

“People always think of Chinese food as the go-to ethnic food when everything else is closed during the holidays, but Indian is a nice alternative. Plus — Indians? Thanksgiving? Kinda makes sense…”

Roseanne Barr

“Here I am 5 o’clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt…”
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1. Drinking bleach

Come on! Does this even work? I don’t even wanna know.

2. Texting while driving (and while riding)

Literary everyone in the car is texting.

3. Getting Justin Bieber tattoos

And what’s with this Bieber craze? When is that going to end?

4. Getting pregnant

Yea, there were teen mothers before, but those were “accidents” and cases of unwanted pregnancy, but now, we have girl age 15 that is absolutely devastated because her boyfriend (age 18) doesn’t want to get her pregnant. What?!

5. Making horrible trades

Sounds like a good bargain!

6. Not reading

There is a sad, sad future waiting for us.

7. Buying ridiculous toys

Breast feeding doll! Seriously? Who would buy such a thing?

8. Doing this

Pouring vodka in their eyes – alternative way of getting wasted in a blink of an eye, literary.

9. And this

She had it coming. No one messes with kids candies on Halloween.

10. And even doing this

Well, at least I can’t say they aren’t creative. They seem to be able of coming up with new and inventive ways of getting drunk.

11. Taking pictures with iPads

This is just dumb and you look ridiculous. Why would anyone take a picture of himself with an iPad?

12. Using the internet to get “high”

And they are also coming up with new ways to get high using the internet.

13. Needing more money

It must have been hard for the kids with the recession and everything. And of course $500 isn’t enough. Ask for more! At least that is what the multinational corporations with their brainwashing commercials has thought us.

14. Getting more tattoos

15. Choking each other for fun

America’s new favorite past time!

16. Not understanding song lyrics

Deaf or just plain dumb? – that is the question.

17. Hating mom

18. Spending their free time doing things like this

This is so disturbing. Can anyone help this unfortunate child, please?

19. Putting things where they don’t belong

Enough with the shoving things up your ass already!

20. Somehow eating this

21. This

I really don’t wanna live on this planet anymore!
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1. Athlete’s Foot

Yes, it can be pretty inconvenient. I know one of my friends that used to have problems with this and it wasn’t at all pleasant, but can it be that guys in Pakistan Government are disgusted by people with stinky feet to the extend they had to ban even mentioning them in mobile SMS? That sounds a bit too radical to me.

2. Condom

OK… I totally get why they banned this word. I mean, it’s not like I support it or anything, but considering they have a reputation of a rigid and conservative country to keep, this is actually quite adequate word to forbid from using.

3. Flatulence

If you’re in Pakistan and aside from already mentioned athlete’s foot you happen to have a bad case of flatulence as well, woe to you! Good luck in trying to explain it to your physician in a SMS. You better pack your stuff and go with your smelly issues straight to doctor’s office. I wonder if they planned this as some sort of practical joke directed towards the poor doctors.

4. Deeper

Anything that is deep or deeper is a big no-no in this country. I wonder if they use weird terms in messages, like for example, when you want to say that you entered the pool at end where the water is “less shallow”.

5. Fairy

Oh, those nasty cartoon and fantasy book characters! Will they ever stop spamming us? It is unbearable, seriously!

6. Fingerfood

You’d better not mention any fingerfood while texting your mates in Pakistan, because there is no way they’ll receive your message. The Government was probably worried about the number of their fellow citizens that had problems with flatulence, and they probably concluded that the origin of the problem is in the excessive intake of fingerfood, and they thought it would be better for the Pakistan people  to consume food that contains more fibers.

7. Period

And speaking of “you’d better” things, here’s one more note for texting in Pakistan – you’d better end all your messages with an exclamation sign, or a question mark, or anything else aside from period. For some bizarre reason known only to them, declarative sentence are a big taboo.

8. Creamy

I’m guessing that this creamy food has something to do with already mentioned avoiding of flatulence inductive food and focusing on rich in fiber groceries. This is really thoughtful on their part. Maybe I was wrong about the government plotting against the doctors. They turned out to be quite considerate.

9. Hole

Texting about your game of golf in Pakistan must be a real pain in the ass.

10. Premature

This is also one of those words that any reputable oppressive country as Pakistan should ban from using without any reflection on its. Let’s be honest, what is the first word that comes up to your mind when someone says premature? It’s ejaculation, right? There you go, case closed! I can already see the bloodthirsty pharmaceutical Industry kicking your but with spam messages.

11. Jesus Christ

Yea… I’m pretty sure they are quite safe from receiving any spam messages from Jesus Christ. Maybe they thought that because they are Muslims, he will be particularly eager in texting them and converting them to Christianity, but it really never happens.

12. Harder

Somehow, I’m under the impression that they aren’t really big on comparatives. I’m guessing this was also a precaution against pharmaceutical Industry, that would hastily start sending you messages to advertise all sorts of medication for erectile function improvement.

13. Wu-Tang

I really have no clue what seems to be the problem here. Maybe the Wu-Tang Clan managers are really eager to sell as many albums in Pakistan as possible so they are day and night sending spam messages to mobile users to advertise the band’s new album, or something like that.

14. Monkey Crotch

I know nobody cares to hear about other person’s itchy, scratchy and sweaty crotches, but somehow we hope they will have enough decency not to mention it to us. But when you officially ban people to talk about it, it will have the exactly opposite effect. I know I would be even more eager in telling everyone about my disgusting balls. No matter how grouse it is, it’s all about being rebellious and breaking the rules!

I know you must have really appreciated this information and surely found it to be very valuable. From now on, when you’re in Lahore or Hafizabad and your texting your buddies, you’ll know better than to write them about the Wu-Tang Clan, Jesus Christ and fairies, or to talk about the troubles you’ve experienced with your athlete’s foot, monkey crotches and especially to avoid mentioning anything that can be described as creamy.

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1. A True Southern Prom

The white pimp-like suit and the cowboy hat were enough of a clue, but just to make sure we all understood that they are from the South, the girl on the right decided it would be for the best if she wrapped herself up completely in Confederation Flag. This is one truly proud southern prom!

2. Dark Moments from the 90s

You know how there are goths that look really good with all those dark laces and black make up… well these two definitely aren’t among those people. The whole morbidly romantic idea doesn’t seem to work out really for them. Sorry guys, maybe you should have tried the punk-rock or heavy metal style, it might have panned out.

3. Let’s Not Get Too Close

I totally get these two with their strict boundaries. These days proms have turned out into orgies. It’s sick! Like a ritual when the whole generation looses its virginity in one night.

4. A Match Made in Heaven

These two are really the best couple on this list! They are absolutely perfect for each other, a match made in heaven. A troll princess and her retarded date. Aren’t they just adorable?

5. So, You’re Pregnant!

I could never tell, because she picked up a dress that really suits her body shape. I get it that she wants to make a stand of her not being ashamed for getting knocked up in high school, but it’s a bit too much. If she turned herself a bit down, there just might be a dad in the picture.

6. So Much Wood

Oh, this is just priceless! I wish I could see their faces now, ten years latter, when they accidentally come across this marvelous prom photo.

7. Height Difference

Oh, this can’t be right. They couldn’t possibly be the same age. He’s half of her size. She could eat him alive! Run, boy! Run for your life and never look back.

8. Oh, I See What You Did There

Isn’t this just adorable? They are going to the prom like a gang instead of couples, so the big one wouldn’t be left out. And they even dressed up in matching clothes. Well, if this isn’t true friendship and altruism, I don’t know what is.

9. Sad, Sad Prom

Jesus! I feel so depressed now, after looking at this awful image for longer than two seconds. What is wrong with you people? Who died? I mean, I see you’re both dressed like douchebags and you feel a bit like morons, but there are worse thing happening in the world, I assure you!

10. A Girl and a Hair

She’ll have to look really hard to find her Prince Charming tonight. He’s somewhere under all that hair, I can tell. Go for it, girl! You can find him.
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1. Legend of Oily Johnnies, Winscales, Workington

OK, I’m not even going to begin explaining my associations and the thing that first comes to my dirty mind when I hear about the “Oily Johnnies”, and apparently there is some sort of legend about them as well. It would be great to hear it, but I’m not sure if I would still fancy drinking my beer in this pub.

2. Q, Stalybridge, Cheshire

Apparently the old chaps that own this pub woke up without their creativity the morning they were supposed to name their pub, or they drank too much beer, and they forgot the original name, but they remembered it started with the letter Q, which was enough to register the place. It might be the symbol for the queen, I mean, we are in the England after all, but it seems to easy.

3. The Bucket of Blood, Phillack, Cornwall

Now, this really wakes my appetite! If it didn’t know the pub was in Phillack, Cornwall, I would have taken it for some pub from the HBO TV show True Blood.

4. The Bunch of Carrots, Hampton Bishop, Hertfordshire

Judging by this pub’s name, the owners took care of the thirsty traveler as well as of his ride, because they seem to have had, besides standard offer in liquor, also a treat for the horse, a bunch of carrots ready to strengthen any tired steed

5. The Case is Altered, location unkown

Before entering this pub, the hanging sing over the door lets you know the case is altered, and here things are now completely different. They are serving independent guest beers, including Hook Norton Ales. It’s good to know, I really feel like a pint of good old Hook Norton Ales, whatever that is. And those guest beers don’t sound too bad, as well.

6. The Cat and Custard Pot, Paddlesworth, Kent

The Cat and the Custard Pot sounds absolutely ridiculously to me, but on the positive side it is exceptionally distinctive and it’s really hard getting the image of a cat with her head stuck in a custard pot agonizing and trying to break free out of your mind. This is what I call good marketing.

7. The Crooked Billet, Old Leigh, Essex

Whom are the owners trying to lure into visiting their pub with a name like this? Maybe some romantic lumberjack, with sweet memories of some long forsaken crooked billet that he was trying to cut down and carve into a shelf.

8. The Kremlin, Clee Hill, Shropshire

This isn’t really bizarre name, maybe only because this beer pouring pub is in the middle of England, while the Kremlin is a historic fortified complex at the heart of Moscow. Still, it’s not so bad, considering that the Russian people are worldwide known for their deep appreciation toward the alcohol. True, they prefer vodka, but beer’s OK too.

9. The Old 13th Cheshire Rifleman Corps Inn, Stalybridge, Cheshire

The Old 13th Cheshire Rifleman Corps Inn is one of my absolute favorites. Judging by this genius name, there are at least twelve more rifleman corps inns. That’s a lot of inns, and a whole lot of dead corps, the result of this legendary rifleman’s hard and painstaking work.

10. The Swan with Two Necks, Sheffield, South Yorkshire

This poor swan must be radiation victim, or is it just a cunning method of the owners for getting rid of the tiring visitors by convincing them they are obviously too drunk to have another pint since they are seeing the swan from the sign with two heads.

11. Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem, Nottingham

This is the perfect spot for refreshing and recovering your strength on the long way to Jerusalem. I’m not really sure if drinking beer is really in accordance with the idea of pilgrimage, but it’s not like we’re really going to the Jerusalem, so I don’t see why not.

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1. Because you’re at a rave

2. Because you’re Spike Lee and meeting President Obama

3. Because you’re at a wedding

4. Because you’re at the Humane Society/you have a sweet Mullet-Hawk

5. Because you’re trying to look sexy

6. Because you’re at football practice

7. Because you’re rioting

8. Because you’re watching the last Space Shuttle take off

9. Because you’re also trying to look sexy

10. Because you’re at a metal show

11. Because you’re watching a beautiful sunset

12. Because you’re at graduation

13. Because you’re on the beach

14. Because you’re in the African desert

15. Because you’re at a music festival

16. Because everybody else is using them

17. Because you’re at a parade without a shirt

18. Because you’re 13

19. Because you’re at the Disneyland fireworks

20. Because you’re in the front row

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1. The Bounty Hunter (2010)

Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler

The fling ended shortly after ending movie production.

2. Valentine’s Day (2010)

Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner

The fling ended shortly after ending movie production.

3. The Last Song (2010)

Liam Hemnsworth & Miley Cyrus

4. Twilight (2008)

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson

5. Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

Dev Patel & Freida Pinto

6. Jumper (2008)

Hayden Christensen & Rachel Bilson

The couple broke off their engagement in August 2010.

7. Evening (2007)

Hugh Dancy & Claire Danes

The couple married in September 2009.

8. Rendition (2007)

Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal

The couple split in November 2009.

9. The Break-Up (2006)

Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn

The couple split in 2006.

10. The Black Dahlia (2006)

Scarlett Johanson & Josh Hartnett

11. You, Me & Dupree (2006)

Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson

The couple split in 2008.

12. Step Up (2006)

Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan

The couple got married in 2009.

13. Fantastic Four (2005)

Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

The couple married in 2008. They have a daughter, Honor Marie.

14. Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams

The couple split in 2007. They have a daughter, Matilda Rose.

15. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

The couple are still together, allthough they won’t marry before there are equal marital rights for both straight and gay. They have six children together, Maddox, Zahara and Pax who’s adopted, Shiloh and the twins Vivienne and Knox.

16. High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)

Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens

17. Alfie (2004)

Jude Law & Sienna Miller

After Jude had an affair with the nanny, the couple split in 2005.

18. The Notebook (2004)

Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling

The couple split in 2008.

19. Daredevil (2003)

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck

The couple are still together. They have two daughters, Violet Anne and Seraphina Rose Elizabeth.

20. Gigli (2003)

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez

The couple split after less than a year.

21. Spider-Man (2002)

Kirsten Dunst & Tobey McGuire

The couple dated while filming.

22. Trapped (2002

Stuart Townsend & Charlize Theron

The couple split in January 2010.

23. The Mexican (2001)

Julia Roberts & Danny Moder

The couple are still together. They have three children, twins Hazel Patricia and Phinneaus Walter, and Henry Daniel.

24. Vanilla Sky (2001)

Penelope Cruz & Tom Cruise

The couple broke up in 2007.

25. Cruel Intentions (1999)

Ryan Phillippe & Reese Witherspoon

The couple divorced in 2007. They have two kids, Ava Elizabeth and Deacon Reese.

26. Pushing Tin (1999)

Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton

The couple divorced in 2003.

27. Home Fries (1998)

Luke Wilson & Drew Barrymore

28. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

Freddie Prinze Jr. & Sarah Michelle Gellar

The couple are still together after 13 years. They have a daughter, Charlotte Grace.

29. Gattaca (1997)

Ethan Hawke & Uma Thurman

The couple divorced in 2004. They have two kids, Maya Ray and Levon Roan.

30. Scream (1996)

Courtney Cox & David Arquette

The couple separated in 2010. They have a daughter, Coco Riley.

31. Seven (1995)

Brad Pitt & Gwyneth Paltrow

The couple split in 1997.

32. Bugsy (1991)

Annette Bening & Warren Beatty

The couple are still together after 19 years. They have four children; Kathlyn Elizabeth, Benjamin, Isabel Ira Ashley and Ella Corinne.

33. Days of Thunder (1990)

Nicole Kidman & Tom Cruise

The couple divorced in 2001. They have to adopted kids together; a daughter, Isabella, and a son, Connor.

34. Flatliners (1990)

Julia Roberts & Kiefer Sutherland

Julia broke off the engagement after finding out Kiefer had been with a stripper.

35. The Experts (1989)

John Travolta & Kelly Preston

The couple are still together after 21 years. They have a daughter, Ella Bleu. They also had a son, Jett, who passed away in 2009.

36. Bull Durham (1988)

Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon

The couple split in 2009. They have to sons; Jack Henry and Miles Guthrie.

37. Volunteers (1985)

Rita Wilson & Tom Hanks

The couple are still together after 25 years.

38. Swing Shift (1984)

Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell

The couple are still together after 26 years. They have a son, Wyatt Russell.

39. Cleopatra (1963)

Richard Burton & Elizabeth Taylor

The couple was married from 1964 until 1974. They married again in 1975, but divorced the following year.

40. The Long, Hot Summer (1958)

Joanne Woodward & Paul Newman

The couple lived happily untill Paul passed away in 2008. They had three daughters: Ellinor Teresa, Melissa Stewart and Claire Olivia.

41. Stromboli (1950)

Ingrid Bergman & Roberto Rossellini

Ingrid left her husband and daughter to marry Roberto, after having an affair under the filming of Stromboli. They married and Ingrid gave birth to twin girls. The couple divorced in 1957.

42. To Have and Have Not (1944)

Lauren Bacall & Humphrey Bogart

The couple lived happily untill Humphrey passed away in 1957. They had a son, Stephen Humphrey Bogart (best-selling author), and a daughter, Leslie Howard Bogart.

43. Woman of the Year (1942)

Katherine Hepburn & Spencer Tracy

The couple lived happily untill Spencer passed away in 1967.

44. A Woman of Affairs (1928)

Greta Garbo & John Gilbert

John proposed to Greta three times before she said yes, but she didn’t show up at the ceremony.

45. Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ (1925)

Clark Gable & Carole Lombard

The couple were together from 1931 and untill Carole died in an air plane crash in 1942.
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Now, if even after this intro you still want to go through this list and meet the top ten spoiled little monsters, let’s do it! Although, I’m a bit concerned for your health.

1. Cecilia Cassini

Being dubbed “The world’s youngest fashion designer” has obviously done wonders for Cecillia Cassini’s ego. I was trying really hard while watching this video clip not to scream from the top of my lungs: “Kill it! Kill it with fire!” But it is too hard, because there are these images that come to my mind constantly, for example – how nice it would be to high five her face with a fridge, with a chair in it, and many other scenes from the Road Runner. It would be great if I could apply some of the techniques that Wile E. Coyote, the super genius, used on the Speedy Bird. Can you even imagine this little girl’s attitude in few years when she reaches puberty. Hopefully, the world will end soon, in 2012, and we won’t be forced to witness that disaster.

2. Allen Gregory De Longpre (Allen Gregory)

Allen Gregory, by the age of seven, has already traveled the world, written genre-shattering novels, mediated peace… but it’s all in his resume. But now, he’s about to embark in the biggest challenge of his life – the Elementary School. The ego on this kid can be clearly seen from space. Somehow, I find him less annoying than the first candidate.

3. Ray Boyd (Jerry Maguire)

Who can forget Ray Boyd from Jerry Maguire with his witty comebacks, immense wit and vast knowledge of all sort of interesting facts? He is presuming, but he’s also incredibly cute and adorable.

4. Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

Stewie Griffin from the Family Guy is the youngest member of this club. He is only one year old, and still has amazing skills and knowledge of physics and makes the wittiest and most obscure pop culture references. There are people who say they watch the Family Guy only for Stewie and his intolerable big ego.

5. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is the king of this club. He’s an arrogant, pretentious pr**k who acts so cocky that it comes across as obnoxious. He acts this way because of all the fame, money and success that got to his head, and it all happened overnight. The truth is that probably most of the kids would act exactly the same if they were in his place. Damn, some act like that and they aren’t even famous! Anyhow, I still think he is one of the worst pretentiously obnoxious kids of our time.

6. Suri Cruise

If there is such thing as archetype of spoiled brat, than Miss Suri Cruise is definitely the one. Can you imagine a kid age four wearing a high heel shoes and designer clothes? She was all over internet and magazines with her golden strap sandals with high heels and may I say, she wore them pretty good. The moment she learned how to walk, her parents decided it’s time for her to learn how to walk in high heels as well.

7. Veruca Salt (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)

Veruca Salt is Suri Cruise’s match in the world of fiction. She is one of the four (originally seven) “bad” children from the Roald Dahl novel Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and the subsequent film and theatrical adaptations. Veruca is the typical spoiled brat, immature, overindulged and manipulative. Her parents treat her like a princess and give her anything she wants, no matter how ridiculous the price or how outrageous the item is. If she doesn’t get what she wants the exact same moment she begins to scream, shout and kick everybody around her. “I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It’s my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.”

8. Angelica Charlotte Pickles (Rugrats)

Angelica Charlotte Pickles is the main antagonist of the series Rugrats and All Grown Up. She bullies and bosses her younger costars around and treats them as her slaves. Angelica can best be described as the spoiled, vain, sarcastic, selfish, bratty and antagonistic cousin of Tommy and Dil Pickles. She often manipulates the babies for her own gain and refers to them as “dumb babies”. She is one of the most pretentious and spoiled children that have ever graced our television screens.

9. Willow Smith

Seriously?! Which ten year old dresses like this? I get it that her daddy is super rich and famous, but this is just too much!

10. Muffy Crosswire (Arthur)

Mary Alice “Muffy” Crosswire is the richest girl in Elwood City, and lives in an enormous mansion. She is 8 years old and in the third grade, but in contrast, she is fashionable, stubborn, and very wealthy. She is often labeled a snob and spoiled because of her wealth and attitude.

That were our top ten worst spoiled brats of our time that grace our TV screens on daily basis. When did this become a thing and every show simply has to have at least one pretentious character like these, I have no idea. If there are some more spoiled kids I forgot to mention, feel free to let me know in your comment. Thanks!
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1. Baseball players drank and smoked in the dugout

“In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.” Douglas Adams

2. Dogs smoked pipes and presumably joined the army

3. Gorillas got drunk

And they probably pulled that out as some sort of scientific experiment.

4. A child’s first toy was a saw

Kids used to learn that life is tough and painful from their early age. No smudging was allowed.

5. Everybody did snuff

… yet no one was called an addict!

6. You could play soccer against a panda

OK, we sort of have that one covered. Today we have kung fu panda, instead of the lame soccer panda. We actually have an upgrade for this one.

7. Cheetahs made great pets

I wonder if she turned him into a long fur coat latter on.

8. Puppies hung out in pockets of soldiers

9. People rode REAL bikes

Now, this is what I call a bike! It’s not a real one if you can climb on top of it with out, at least, two people assisting you, and you don’t break any bones while falling down.

10. Everyone was using shotguns

What a friendly looking gal. It was so easy to find a conversation starter.

11. Dogs played mandolins

12. Lobsters also made great pets

… or lunches when you get bored of walking them around the block.

13. Doctors looked like serial killers

You can always tell when a man is really into his job.

14. Zebras pulled carriages

Or they painted their horses to look like zebras, either way it’s cool.

15. People actually wanted to be the “Donut Queen”

And may I add, the Donut Queens didn’t use to weight 250 lbs.

16. Little girls on rollerskates were incredibly intimidating

17. Dogs could catch a movie

18. You could turn a bear into an armchair

19. Babies smoked pipes and probably solved mysteries

20. Halloween was actually scary

21. Whiskey vending machines existed

22. You could play the piano from your bed

… or sleep in your piano, I’m not really sure how this one works.

23. Babies first learned to ride lions and latter on to walk

24. Tattoos were way more bad-ass

25. Cats used to dwell in spaghetti

26. Lions rode shotgun

27. Everyone looked cool with an eyepatch

This is a look that’s making a big comeback this fall, I can tell! It will be huge.

28. Monkeys played lounge music for puppies

29. You could settle the score against a bear in the ring

Again, one of those “… men were real men…” quotes.

30. THIS happened!

A Batman riding an elephant definitely tops it all. If you weren’t convinced till now how cool and bad-ass the past was, you have to agree on that now. Because I don’t see any of these neat things happening today. People were reckless, irresponsible, abusive… I could go on forever, but I think the most attractive thing about past, that would really make me take the time travel in consideration, is the lack of antibiotics, women rights and child protection and of course internet. Oh, and I almost forgot, the most appealing thing about the twentieth century – the break out of Nazism.
P.S. I hope you get the irony!
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2003

In 2003 Heidi came from another planet and landed on Earth in the form of a golden alien. She even arrived to the party via UFO!

2004

Meet Heidi Klum, the red witch! For her 2004 inspiration she went on with bright red look and completed her witchy outfit with a sceleton on her back. The sceleton was attached to her backpack and weighed nearly 50 poundsafter the costume was complete.

2005

Heidi was way ahead of the vampire trend, as she pooled out her fangs in 2005. She certanly raided the bar for the vampire costumes everywhere. Her version of a midnight vampire actually had heart that beats outside of her chest.

2006

In 2006 Heidi revisited the garden of Eden, as she dressed up as a red apple with a venomous green snake wrapped around it. Her Eve’s apple costume nicely covered up the fact that she was eight months pregnant at the time.

2007

For her 2007 party Heidi dressed as a cat wearing a tag “If Found, Pleas Return to Seal”. That wasn’t such a bad idea, considering the fact that this tight costume outlined each curve on her body.

2008

Heidi grew up three extra pairs of hands in the 2008, when she showed up on Halloween party dressed up as hindu goddess Kali completely covered in blue paint. The attention to detail Heidi pays to her costumes really makes the difference. Just look at those red eyes and goulish fangs. Heidi had crimson contact lenses made especially for her costume.

2009

Black raven Heidi flew in to the 2009 Halloween party, wearing black boots and mesh stockings and a complete black feather costume, with even a beak and black paint on her face.

2010

Last year, for her anual Halloween party, Heidi transformed her supermodel self into a fictional fighter, complete with purple body paint and futuristic red hair, which, along with her sturdy slits, brought her high above her muscle man, Seal, who went robotic with a batman-like physique and head-to-toe metallic.

2011

At this year’s traditional Heidi’s Halloween party, she decided to strip it all down, her clothes, her make up, her hair and even her skin, letting us look deep into her soul and her anatomically correct bone and muscle structure. The outfit, called “Visible Woman,” was hand-painted by designer Martin Izquierdo and is what Klum wore this weekend when she hosted a Halloween party at TAO Nightclub at the Venetian in Las Vegas.

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4. Dexter from Dexter’s Laboratory

5. Poof -Fairly odd parents

6. Coraline

7. Arnold & Helga

8. The power puff girls

9. Lilo & Stich

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11. Daria

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13. Timmy Turner & Tootie

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2. Tom Jones- $7 Million Chest Hair

3. David Beckham- $70 Million Legs

4. Jennifer Lopez- $300 Million Buttocks

5. Troy Polamalu- $1 Million Hair

6. Rod Stewart- $15.5 Million Voice

7. Gene Simmons- $1 Million Tongue

8. Dolly Parton- $3.8 Million Breasts

9. America Ferrera- $10 Million Smile

10. Mariah Carey- $1 Billion Legs

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Now, I’m aware how this might sound, but I have to say, some of these popstars look actually better. For Example Christina Aguilera. She looked at first like a cheap porn star, while on the other hand, she now looks like a much more expensive one. Sadly, Rihanna just moved from sweet attractive look to S&M bitch, and Katy Perry simply can’t pull it off. Her boyfriend is doing it much better. Lady Gaga changed it all!
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1. Bacon Briefcase

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No business meeting can go by without this stylish briefcase. Just imagine yourself striding in the conference office with this thing in your hand! There is no deal you won’t be able to seal.

2. Bacon Coffee Mug

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OK, this one looks a bit yucky, I have to admit. And I won’t even start with the suspicious content of the mug. Of all the tasteless and tacky bacon items, I think this might acctually be the worst.

3. Bacon Ornanment

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What happened with regular ornaments like lanterns, candles, bells, bows, stars, etc. I guess it wore out with time. Luckily, we have new bacon-like ornaments for this year Christmass tree. Isn’t it just wonderful? And they’ve acctually written “A Holiday Tradition” on the box! I really can’t recall of the time when I was traditionally hanging bacon crisps on me Xmas tree.

4. Bacon Wallet

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Another stylish item from our greasy heart attack causing collection is the adorable bacon wallet. It would go great with your bacon briefcase.

5. Bacon Balm

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Now, this one almost makes sense! I mean, if your so obsessed with bacon and simply love eating it, then wearing a lip balm that smells and I guess tastes like bacon makes prefectly sense. Still, it would be a bit awkward kissing someone with lips coverd in bacon grease. Your partner might take you for a slob and think you didn’t even bother wiping your mouth after eating a pound of bacon for brunch.

6. Bacon Shoes

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You’ve got bacon briefcase and bacon wallet by now. Why stop there? Bacon shoes are just what you need to complete your fatty outfit. With these babies on your feet you’ll be absolutely invincible! No pork could escape you.

7. Bacon USB

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This looks so tasty and crunchy! I would be chewing on my USB stick all day long if I got this one. And, yes… Ii am aware how that sounds.

8. Bacon Cell Phone Cover

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While we are still at tech gadgets, we might as well mention the bacon cell phone cover. You can now cover your phone in bacon now. And that’s not all, this bacon case is also vegetarian-friendly as it’s made out of boiled wool. The case’s maker Antje Schmitt from southern Germany has been surprised by how many orders she’s received from people who want to wrap their phones in bacon.

9. Bacon Dress

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For all stylish ladies out there, here goes the bacon dress. You would probably want to accessorize this one with some bacon earrings, too.

10. Bacon Earrings

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What could be better than a piece of crispy bacon? How about two pieces, one for each ear!

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Moments after down-on-his-luck Aaron is rejected by the girl of his dreams, they both are attacked by blood sucking VAMPIRES. Driven to save her, Aaron tracks down the mysterious NINJAS, who wage a nightly war against the forces of darkness. Now, as the Vampire overlord Seth plots to destroy Mankind, Aaron has only one choice – join the ninjas, save the world, and get the girl… or die trying.

In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. Believe it or not this movie got rate of 1.9, such a shame…

A drug experiment gone wrong produces a league of blood-thirsty zombies. It is up to a small band of exotic dancers trapped in a gentleman’s club to fight back. Together they must rely on their wits and skills to survive the night, and pray that they don’t become victims of the flesh-eating zombies!

There’s a crisis in the Florida Everglades as giant pythons are threatening the alligator population.

Helen and Luella are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On the eve of the biggest gay party weekend of the year, and having not made advance reservations, five ‘couples’ find themselves having to make accommodations far from the city. There’s Dom and Alex, the ‘performers’ and Deborah and Gabby, the sophisticated, entrepreneurial ‘lipsticks’. There’s also Mike and Eric, the upscale ‘yuppie’ power couple and their annoying ‘fag-hag’ friend, Lizette. Also checking in are Starr and Brenda, the struggling folk singer and tough-talking tomboy and lastly Rodney and Todd, the sugar daddy and ‘personal trainer’. What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian’s worst nightmare! In the middle of the desert, off the main highway, lies The Sahara Salvation Inn. “A small slice of paradise here in the desert”. As the guests check in, they slowly come to realize (and some too late!) that The Sahara Salvation is not all it appears to be.

A barrel of radioactive waste is lost out in the woods. Some demented rednecks find it and use it as part of their still. Everybody who drinks from the liquor they produced turns into a zombie

When a merciless bear poacher is caught and arrested deep in the woods of a state park, he and his truck are taken to a neglected precinct in the heart of a dying city. Unbeknownst to the authorities, the impounded truck holds a deadly cargo in the form of the legendary Sasquatch. Now, stuck in an unfamiliar world, the creature will let nothing and no one stop it from coming face-to-face with the unscrupulous man who ruthlessly ripped it from its environment. Taking an inventive and action packed approach, “Sasquatch Assault” breaths new and exciting life into the immortal legend of Bigfoot.

A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. I’m not eve going to comment on “Gobble, gobble, motherfucker” part.

In the wake of a solar flare of unusual properties, a mismatched group of inner-city survivors must put aside their animosity to escape a Los Angeles now free of gang-bangers, but infested instead with blood-sucking zombies.

On their last day of high school seven gorgeous girls have slumber party to celebrate their going away to college. Across town, a maniacal chef goes on a killing spree. Can their gym coach come to the rescue of the bikini clad group? No, but when Chef Death shows up at the party, hilarity ensues and the blood bath begins.

Now, as I said at the beginning I haven’t seen any of these movies, but luckily IMDB helped me with the plot. I was ready to judge the movie by its poster and classify them as the worst movies ever, just by their titles and placards, but now after reading their plots I’m even more convinced these are definitely the worst movies ever!

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