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9 Weird Things Men Do To Improve Their Looks

Weird / 0 / 2,190 views / February 15, 2012

If you thought only women do ridiculous things and undertake insane surgical procedures just to look more attractive, you were wrong. It turns out that men are just as vain and equally obsessed with their looks as women. Sneak a peek at this short article and you’ll see just how obsessed with aesthetics and their appearance can men be. Here are 9 sneaky things you won’t believe men actually do to improve their looks. Lets enter the vanity fair:

1. Butt Lifters

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Apparently, women have problems with their butts, because they think they are too big, while men, on the other hand, want to enlarge this part of their bodies. Just imagine two guys sitting in a bar over a bear when one asks the other: "Do you think my butt is perky enough?" And the other answers: "Sure! But, if you want to add up an inch or two to your butt measurements, I have a doctor, brilliant surgeon..."

And for the less enthusiastic men, there are butt lifting boxers on Amazon. It is much cheaper and less dangerous.

2. Dimpleplasty

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Girls, how many times did you say "Oh, look at his dimples, he's so cute!" Well, apparently, it was one time too many, because there are men out there who subject themselves to dimpleplasty, surgical intervention where with two small cuts on the cheek are created artificial dimples. How bizarre is that!

3. Shoe Lifts

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Many famous men use shoe lifts (not to use term high heels) to appear higher, like for example Tom Cruse. It is not so weird, because in our Western culture there is a strong connection between height and power. Whether we want to admit it or not, there is deeply ingrained prejudices about short men. We expect the tall to be bore successful in their life, carriers, family life and romance.

4. Spray paint the bald away!

Yes, you read it right! Just apply this spray on your bald spot and you're good to go. I don't know why men have such hard time accepting they're going bald. But this is by far, the dumbest and worst cover-up method.

5. Ab Etching

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Look what they've came up with! Instead of working out hard, and sweating like a pig for months to get their six pack, there are guys who decided it would be much easier and faster to pay a surgeon to make them perfect abs!

6. Pectoral Implants

This is the male version of getting big boobs. At least in the eyes of plastic surgery we are equal! You can see how it looks in the image above, for the ab etching.

7. The Wonderjock

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This is basically the male equivalent of The Wonderbra, i.e. padded "manties." As much as we try to convince them that size doesn't matter, they are absolutely positive that it does and would even wear crotch pads in their pants to look more naturally endowed.

8. ManSpanx

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Oh, good. The notorious “body-shaping” underwear is now available for men. You can snag a “Cotton Compression Undershirt, and get a six-pack and hard pecs right now! The only concession? Being able to breathe. But then, women have been going without that silly little respiration thing for centuries.

9. Chin Cleft Surgery

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You know what is also adorable beside dimples? Yes, chin cleft! And of course, there is a plastic surgery that will make you look like Ben Affleck's twin brother, or cousin.

written by: Sanela Todjeras copyrighted © artsyswag.com source:1|2

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