The time when segways were considered simply ridiculous thing made up for lazy people is long gone. They are now to be considered dangerous death traps, and this is no exaggeration. The only people who should be riding them are mall cops and tourists, because they need do a lot of walking and we don't really care about them. All other people should avoid it in wide range. Here are 20 people who should NEVER, under any circumstances ride segways. Let us see who's that.
1. Santa Claus
Becasue we care about him and don't want this stupid things ruin our Christmas.
2. Dog walkers
3. This girl
4. Abraham Lincoln
5. Renaissance fair Participants
6. Colonial soldiers
7. George W. Bush
He might as well avoid riding anything, and if he as well avoid appearing in public at all, that would be great.
8. This guy trying to dance with a girl on roller skates
9. Grocery shoppers
10. Someone pulling their kid on a sled over a frozen lake
12. Moms with strollers
13. Old people
Actually, I change my mind. The old
15. The owner of Segway
Now, do you see how dangerous this devil's machine is? It even killed it's own creator.
16. People working out
This is not even laziness, it is idiocy.
17. People riding subways
It's double riding. You can't do that.
18. People with guns
They look ridiculous, not powerful. I wonder which criminal will they stop.
19. Naked chicks
Because they attract enough attention all ready. The segways are needless.
20. Prom queens
They don't look classy, despite the magnificent satin dress and a tiara. Instead of it she looks like a complete fruit cake.