Well, you know how they say - one man's junk, is the other man's brilliant invention. Actually, I don't know anyone who says that, bu t they should. Just look at this amazing list of 20 odd and weird inventions, that I secretly find amazing and tell me there isn't at least one thing you would like to have. For example, that glass toaster - it looks really useful. That way you can see how well done your bread is. And then You can take that neat butter stick and butter your toast without getting your fingers all sticky and greasy. Isn't that just great?
Essentially, butter in a glue stick tube. Easy application, or totally pointless? You be the judge.
The battery-powered, plastic cone contains a small dish that rotates your melting scoop for you
Helps you keep your balance, or totally pointless?
Ballpoint pens with fork, knife, and spoon caps. Because even nerds need to eat.
My personal favorite, glass toaster, allows you to watch your bread while it's toasting. NO more burned toasts in the morning.
These jeans have a special transparent pocket for your iPhone.
Take your goldfish out for a walk. She would appreciate the change of scenery.
Because why should you have to buy candles and forks separately?
make use of your young one's crawling - that way you will finally clean those hard to reach places without any sweat, and your baby will enjoy it.
Pack your lunchtime apple in a sweater to prevent bruising
You'll never have to bend over again. (For best effect combine with baby mop)
Space saver or excellent opportunity to break your neck if someone forgets to close one of the staircase drawers?
These sweatpants have mini-tablecloths velcroed to the thighs for lazy lap eating.
Skip a step and shred documents directly into your hamster cage. This one is pure gold.
Plastic bags with fake mold graphics keep sticky fingers off your sandwiches.
Prevents watermelon from rolling where you don't want it to roll, or something like that. Honestly, I don't know why we needed this one. When did round become too mainstream?
Bench is wet? No problem, just turn the crank to get to the dry side.
Are you a messy eater? Slurp guard will keep broth out of your hair.
Prevents cold hands, or totally pointless?
This one is a "shut up and take my money" as well, if you ask me.
