You may have invited them over to eat, but you should have also invited them to leave.
"I appreciate the gesture, but I prefer to eat fish killed in America."
"You're outta your mind if you think Aunt Rebecca went away to a 'retreat.' Just say she went to rehab!"
"This wine is delicious, by the way! Thanks for letting me have the whole bottle, by the way. By the way, do you have any more wine?"
"Sorry. I thought it would be safe to bring up the divorce by now. I apologize."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you... I'm not on that raw diet anymore, sooooo..."
"Don't even get me started on yeast."
"No daughter of mine will attend UC Berkeley, end of discussion."
"I brought this box tonight because I remembered your last dinner party. It tastes the same as your pita."
"Excuse me, but you do you know what's in a hot dog? Think about that before your next bite, pal."
"I'm not going to leave until you admit James Franco is a terrible person and actor."
"I'm not going to leave until you admit James Franco is a terrible person and actor."
"Anderson Cooper is- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
